In the end, Vanjie sinks the most balls into the basket.
But, surprise, she doesnt choose Brooke to join her.
Of course, magic isnt a natural gift: Its learned.
Credit: VH1
Despite the shenanigans, Silky fell asleep.
The way she whispered magic!
Even if the religions requirements were to pray with your hands behind your back!
Because the theme called for it, Vanjie didnt wear a swimsuit for the second week in a row!
Dropping the price point per outfit, however, mirrors life!
So, no harm done, Shuga!
Of course, this bothered Vanjie, and they (verbally) tussled in front of the judges.
Still, Yvies commitment to her regal resting pose had us gooped!
The dedication to presentational excellence is that of a true superstar!Everythingserves the lewk, darling!
Ultimately, Vanjie (yep) and Shuga (what?)
Were confused, too!
As far as forced-emoting amongDrag Raceguest judges go,Katherine Langfords reaction to the lip-sync gets a solid B+.
The holy spirit literally yanked her turban clear off her head!
Guest judgeGina Rodriguezis gooped.
Theres the nipple again (Also: This is the same show that blurred Valentinas nipples onAll-Stars 4.
WHERE ARE THE CENSORS, YALL?)
WHEEEEERE ARE THE CENSORS?
Take it home, Vanjie!
Either the most epic returning-queens surprise is in store, or dark-sided witchery is afoot.
RuPauls Drag Racereturns Thursday at 9 p.m. ET/PT on VH1.
