Cheery, savvy stand-up Ron Funches is ready to bring you his first hourlong stand-up special.
The appropriately titledGiggle Fit, which airs Jan. 4 at 11 p.m.
Warning, though: this special might not be for everyone.

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Below, Funches gives you nine good reasons NOT to tune in.
He is basically Beyonce for boys, and I talk about him in the special.
The audience is laughing.
Im laughing at my own jokes.
The whole special is calledGiggle Fit.
If you hate laughter, this special isnt for you.
I lost 140 pounds, mostly through exercise and dieting.
If you dont like whimsy, Im not for you.
Im a very whimsical man.
Im a fun guy with a fun voice.
I sound like a Disney cartoon that teaches you about responsibility.
So maybe you want to skip it or just close your eyes for the first five minutes.
If you hate vision boards and dont believe in setting goals, this special isnt meant for you.
Youve got bigger problems.
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