I have to warn you all: The opening images of this weeksRiverdaleare truly disturbing.
First, theres Archie, whos been thrown into solitary after refusing to be the wardensnew Mad Dog.
Do not give me that imagery ever again,Riverdale.
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All I have to say is that this is NOT OKAY.
First of all, that bunker is super creepy.
Also, you have no idea what Dilton did in that bed.
Ethel and Ben couldve consummated their relationship and never cleaned the sheets!
AND HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR DEAD DILTON.
Im so disturbed by this, guys.
Honestly, Id rather face the Gargoyle King than that mattress.
Once Jughead gets off that mattress, he figures something out: Every game needs a rule book.
And thats what they need to find.
Just then, Betty starts wondering if there isnt a connection between the Farm and G&G.
(What IS this seizure thing?!
Why does everyone keep acting like its normal for all these teens to start having seizures suddenly?!)
As for Jug, he meets Ethel in Diltons bunker his favorite hook-up spot to play his first game.
It starts simple enough: Jughead picks a player and gets his first quest card.
But just as he starts to read, Ethel drinks from the other cup, thereby poisoning herself.
Jug rushes her to the hospital.
With opening night approaching, Veronica asks Josie to be her resident singer while Kevin will be the emcee.
The one thing Penny and Minetta have in common?
But shes not confronting daddy without blackmail.
He claims hes proud of his daughter, but she still doesnt trust him.
(What do you want to bet that portrait has a camera in it somewhere?)
As for his drug lab, hes already moved its location, so her blackmail is now useless.
The guards bet on the inmates, who fight until someones knocked out.
So if you thought Mad Dog was crazy, meet BABY TEETH.
(And then someone who just really lovedBambi.)
Archie wins his first fight with two quick punches, but the warden is not happy with his performance.
So its nice to see that jail hasnt made him any smarter.
With it, Archie claims hes going to escape.
You know, because Riverdale is a huge town and he wont be found thesecondhe escapes jail.
And that about covers everything.
