I have a very serious question for all of you: Did you care about Baby Teeth?
Did you ever hear him say more than, I dont know, two sentences?
Why else would he decide to pull all of Baby Teeths teeth out?
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(Perhaps as punishment for calling himself Baby Teeth all these years?)
But I do have to say, the incredibly dramatic coroner might be my favorite part of this show.
How bad, you ask?
Well, theyre making people foam at the mouth and ram their heads repeatedly into lockers.
So … pretty bad.
FP and Jughead spend all their time trying to find Kurtz, which they eventually do.
Translation: Jellybean ends the episode by coming face-to-skull with the Gargoyle King.
From a king to a cult leader, Bettys meeting with Edgar goes … fine.
He then spent some time on that farm, planting things and watching them grow.
In other words, he was … farming.
Do you hate your life?
Go milk a cow!
Are you unsure of your purpose?
Try plowing a field!
And when that doesnt work, she handcuffs her mom to the bed in Diltons bunker.
(Reminder: Every teen on this show has had sex on that bed!)
But when Betty returns from school, Alice has somehow managed to start a fire maybe with her mind?
and is burning all of Bettys memories.
Moms really suck sometimes!
Oh wait, Im so sorry.
So sometimes daughters really suck, too.
As Alice puts it, Betty has her fathers darkness inside of her.
(He wants his freedom in exchange, which is hilarious because he murdered a bunch of people.
Does he think Betty can get him out of prison?
Shes a teen not a wizard!)
The other big event this week is Archies boxing tournament, which is really Elios boxing tournament.
The bad news is that, after Archie knocks out Randy, he doesnt get back up.
Lets hope Archie has fight insurance (if thats a thing?).
Altogether, Im not sure how I feel about a lot of this episode.
The Alice-Betty stuff was good, and I really likeChad Michael Murrayas Edgar.
