For starters, she got FP a gift in the form of Bettys house!
people to murder your teenage daughters then-boyfriend.
Or if he and Archie want to wrestle again, that works too.
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And said mission is … semi-successful.
They just have no way of knowing when people will use them.
the worlds most gullible nerds that the addendum came from the Gargoyle King himself.
After all, thats what Hiram did when he created the quest.
But heres a fun fact about Riverdale: Its home to the worlds most jacked nerds!
Also, once again were putting a lot of faith in Archie as a boxer.
Theyre practically treating this guy like hes freakin Rocky at this point.
(No one actually knows how this game works.)
Sure, Im going to pick my battles and let this one go.
Because, as FP puts it, theyre no longer outlaws, theyre now law keepers.
How is that not the most terrifying thing anyones ever heard?!
And to make matters more confusing, FP brings in former cop Tom Keller to train the Serpents.
Great plan, guys.
And she admits it!
After all, FP did just dump Alice.
Oh right, did I mention that FP and Alice were still going strong??
I had sort of forgotten about it but had also assumed things had ended when she went Farm crazy?
Either way, he ends things with her to be with Gladys.
Fred tells FP that You dont get too many nights like this.
You gotta soak it up, a line that wasnt easy to hear coming out of Perrys mouth.
He then tells FP hes excited theyre going to be neighbors, and again, my heart hurts.
(And you know she does.)
Well, sort of.
The hookup is incredibly hot, but it doesnt fix anything.
(She then STRONGLY suggests to Kevin that the next school musical WILL beHeathers.)
(For the record, Im fully Team Reggie on this one.
He really has given her everything.
And he looks so cute in suspenders!!)
I want to matter, Ronnie, he says.
and when he asks if theyd be dating if it werent for the speakeasy she says probably not.
But shes glad they are.
She then surprises him by handing him the keys to his car.
She bought it back for him.
But then she says they dont owe each other anything … which seems like a breakup?
Im confused, but also, treat him better!!!
So I guess Ill see you all next week … at dusk?
