Well, we almost did it guys.
We almost got Archie to quit boxing but NOPE!
At the last second, Veronica had to convince him to get back in the ring.
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So clearly, Veronica hates us.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
(The upside for Ronson?
He no longer has to watch this Archie boxing plot!)
Youre innocent, Fred tells his son.
But Archie doesnt believe him, and so he vows to quit boxing like the red-headed tease he is.
Truly, this guy could not be any dumber than he already is.
Then Archie, the IDIOT, says hes so sorry.
Dont apologize for something you didnt do!!!!
Somebody needs to shut this kid up.
Additionally, Veronica and Josie put on a benefit concert at the speakeasy.
So alls well that ends with money, I guess?
When Josie delivers the news to Archie, she tells him they were never endgame, so its okay.
Speaking ofKaty Keene, Josie tells Archie her future is somewhere out there … maybe New York.
To that I say, booooo!
It makes no sense.
And that brings us to the second storyline of the episode: Betty discovers some SERIOUS TEA.
Theres no way every inmate isnt escaping this prison.
Anyway, Hiram agrees, which frees Betty up to do some digging into Evelyns background.
(I realize that he does, and that, my friends, is the problem.)
Shes been 17 for more than a decade at this point, which might make her a vampire?
Evelyn isnt Edgars daughter.
SHE IS HIS WIFE!!!
(Shes also 26.)
Penelope negotiates with the Farm: They give her Dagwood, and Juniper stays.
In other words, Penelope walks out with Jason Jr.
So Betty has no choice: She has to break into the Farm and save Juniper.
Toni helps her get in, but its all a trick.
So yeah, were getting into some real David Koresh stuff now.
Ummm little word of advice, homeboy, NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE are Bettys favorites.
Also, Cheryl?!
Edgar doesnt know what hes talking about.
I think he needs to watch someRiverdale…
And yet it almost works?
But just before Betty can fall under Edgars trance, she remembers LEVITATING BABIES and runs away.
So yeah, not a great episode for Betty.
That brings us to the biggest story of the episode: The Joneses working together to save Jellybean.
Their next quest is simple: They have to rob Pops.
I mean, honestly, is there not a pawn shop or a gas station in town?!)
(Hes fine, dont worry.)
where they get their next challenge: Trial with the cyclops.
And now, both women are armed with some dagger-pop in things, and even bigger surprise!
Im sorry, how does she just know how to do this?
Did Ras al Ghul train her alongside Bruce Wayne?
Jug then finishes the game on his own.
(He shouldve seen that coming.)
And that brings us to the end of a very eventful hour.
