So the Farm just went from creepy to horrifying and …
I kind of love it?
He has a tangible grossly so mission, and I can get on board with that!!
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But before we get even further into all that, lets go through the three big stories this week.
And yet, THAT is not the thing that will land him behind bars.
Did I mention that Archies mother has a friend in the FBI because SURE.
Long story short, the plan works.
Then the feds swoop in and bust things just as Hiram is about to KILL ARCHIE.
Hes really truly trying to kill a child!
Pretty sure this would not hold up in court.
Then again, if Hiram gets out of this one, just arrest him for child abuse!
And yet, which guy does she want to celebrate that victory with?
So Im sure Archies thrilled that he got his butt kicked for this woman.
But first, he has to solve the mystery of the Black Hood.
Just when you thought that story was done.
But it seems Ricky now travels with the Lost Boys, a gang of crazed boy scouts?!
I mean, okay?
The scouts chase Jughead through the woods until Jug finds shelter at the bunker.
But apparently, the Gargoyle King is an idiot because Ethels already lost one of the boys.
A Lost Boy is lost, get it?!
Dragging his hook everywhere as if its too heavy to lift and it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
In other words, this show has done it!
Its found a way to make Hal even MORE annoying!
Jug calls Betty, and she calmly tells her boyfriend not to overreact until he digs up Jasons grave.
But when he does … the coffin is empty.
Do I believe it?
Do I wish the Gargoyle King would kill Hal with his own hook?
Betty vs. Clearly, someone didnt watch season 1 because if they did, theyd know Dark Betty loves a wig!
But thats not all Betty discovers.
When Fang winces in pain during lunch, Betty learns all about the procedure.
Fangs and Kevin have both had it done and Kevins got the (massive!)
scar to prove it.
To make matters worse, Toni is next in line.
Evelyns room, where shes getting dialysis because as a child her kidneys failed.
Betty then realizes that Evelyn is getting the drugs one would get after an organ transplant.
So yeah, Edgar is butchering his disciples!
Betty quickly steals a kidney and takes it to Cheryls room.
Hows that for proof?!
Cheryl then breaks in and stops Tonis procedure.
Cheryl then helps Toni escape, but she doesnt make it out with her.
Betty then ends the episode being knocked out on Edgars operating table.
Talk about child abuse!
Now if only someone could fully explain the Gargoyle King of it all…
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