A Viking reenactor promises the housewives a dinner full of singing and fighting…and he’s not wrong?

Just when you think the Iceland trip couldnt get any more dramatic how do you top a hospital visit?

Heres what went down on this weeks episode:

Peggy is…probably recording you right now.

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Lydia is…trying to be supportive.

Maybe she should leak the whole thing on Snapchat?

Meghan is…feeling attacked, and for good reason.

Except…Lydia was there earlier when Peggy called Meghan a giraffe and very explicitly questioned her parenting.

That may not have been the point of the video, but that doesnt mean Peggy didnt mean it.

Tamra is…still working on her issues with Vicki.

After having a big cathartic cry last week and hugging it out, Tamra continues to repair their friendship.

Its notquitethe answer Tamra is looking for, but she takes it anyway.

(You know who doesnt take it?

who calls out Vickis lack of remorse and feeling.)

Vicki is…staying out of it.

Shannon is…going to the doctor.

If Im understanding her doctor correctly yo dont look to these recaps for sound medical advice, okay?

Thats notthrillingnews per se, but its a lot better than whats going on at home.