There’s no use crying over spilled or thrown wine.
(Okay, Im lying I did not have any trouble concentrating on stuffing myself silly.)
When we left off, Margaret was imitating Siggy in an unflattering, crocodile-tearsy sendup FOR THERAPEUTIC REASONS.
Credit: Bravo
The entire point of this completely not pointless activity is to imitate one another.
Thats Melissa, quickly becoming the seasons voice of reason.
Except…the women make up.
First Siggy and Margaret, then Siggy and Melissa.
Everythings great, everbodys hugging.
I officially dont know anything anymore and will be hiring Vikki the divorce lawyer as my personal therapist.
Oh wait, spoke too soon.
Its Danielles turn to go after someone.
I mean…its Danielles turn totherapeutically give a shot to mend fences with…Teresa?!?
Calling Danielle a prostitution whore back in 2009.
I had forgotten this.
Well played, Danielle!
Because now I am feeling incredibly sympathetic toward her…and not so hot on Teresa.
Dolores is not with me, though, and still doesnt trust Danielle.
And if theres one thing Ive learned, its that Dolores is usually right, so…well see.
But the retreats not over!
The women are all dolled up for Empowerment: Sequins Edition.
I repeat, Dolores is having an animal fair.
Do not adjust your screens.
Do not email me to check on my well-being.
None of this is a typo.
This is Dolores big emotional outpouring.
Who can blame her.
Animal fair it is!
Theres one at the entrance that says No.
1 Family, and Im pretty sure Ive seen other ones inside that say No.
1 Campanella or something like that and what in the name of fashion is the deal with those?
Why would a person have these?
Sorry, I got distracted.
TIME FOR THE DOG FAIR!!!
When is a dog fair not a dog fair?
At a dog fair!
With#cakegate finally (hopefully?)
See how good I am at what I do?
(Boy, this episode is a whirlwind.)
(Gonna just leave that there.)
(That dramatically was unnecessary, right?
Siggy doesnt really do anythingnotdramatically.)
Whyisshe friends with these people?
And they are elated!
For exactly one minute!
I gotta say, Dolores whole I stay neutral thing actually feels sort of weak in this instance.
The line in the sand has been drawn, she declares triumphantly as Siggy and Dolores storm out.
Have a nice time, ladies.
This episode was 75 percent nothing (you remember the part about the No.
1 Family signs, right?
), with 25 percent of OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING thrown in at the very end.
