Nothing comes for free, my friends.
Siggy is the Shannon today, and Dolores is the Tamra.
And guess what: Siggys estrogen and progesterone levels are low.
Credit: Bravo
Once the levels are restored, the women have balanced moods and supercharged libidos to look forward to.
Siggy will not have an issue with this; Michael Campanella clearly adores her.
Anyway, well call itSiggy and Shannon: Hot Mamas(get it, because theyre having hormone issues?
), and itll be the new No.
1 show in the over-54 demo.
As important as all that obviously is, themostimportant part of Siggys doctors appointment comes from Dolores.
D is the kind of person who bites her tongue and keeps her opinions to herself until she doesnt.
And when she lets loose,stand back.
Danielles been engaged 22 times.
And theyre telling me my relationships weird?
Thank you, now I know its good.
Its why she never says she went to jail, she says she went away.
Margaret says she felt sorry for Dolores when Danielle gave her a hard time about her living situation.
She actually said as much in the moment, but she got drowned out by all the shrieking brunettes.
She later put her teenage daughter, whom she forced to model, in 8-inch heels.
So grains of salt everywhere is what Im saying.
Teresas family is in Puerto Rico, and my heart hurts.
Today that first friend is Danielle, and the second one is Dolores.
Teresa doesnt understand why Dolores came at her at the pasta tasting.
Thats just a hunch, though.
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Over at Melissa and Joes, its dinner time.
Listen, I really like the Gorgas.
They love each other and, as important, seem to really like each other.
that Melissa is ready to get their daughter birth control.
All kids should be careful, not just girls.
Oh my god, were only 15 minutes into the episode.
Seriously, this woman isloyal.
(Teresa, you bet on the wrong horse.)
1 new friendship Im rooting for.
Or at least…she really loves her kids and seems to have four really good ones.
The Gorgas are good parents, too evidenced by Melissas shopping trip with Antonia.
Antonia says shes too strict.
(Over in Puerto Rico, Teresa feels a surge of power rip through her.)
And THEN, at a trampoline gym, Joe Gorga tells Antonia that hes going to trust her more.
You guys, I just dont know anymore.
This is all very heartwarming, and I wasnt prepared for it.
