This week everybody is sorry (not sorry).
Well get to that in a bit.
Were still in Milan, and it was just last night inHousewivestime that Siggy accused Margaret of being anti-Semitic.

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Plus, Teresa gets to work out her sexual frustration on a beef tartare!
Theres champagne, strawberries and lots and lots of salt from Siggys tears.
I CANNOT WITH THIS ANYMORE.
Im not sure why this feud seems so tiresome to me.
But theres something exhausting about Siggys persistence.
If she were a fictional character, shes what I would describe as one-note.
STOP TRYING TO BE FRIENDS.
So I understand that.
that now that she has an honest grievance about something that hurt her deeply, nobodys really listening.
Lets see how that goes.
This, to me, is sweet but a mistake.
LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, MELISSA.
So this is a big moment for her.
And bless her, at least shes trying to relate.
Teresa saying her trigger word is jail makes total sense to me, Margaret says in her confessional.
It was so horrific what she had to go through.
Where do I begin?
First, great, never use it in Siggys presence again.
Second, lets clear something up: Hitler is a name, not a word.
It is the name of a person who annihilated 11 million people, including 6 million Jews.
Two of the Jews he was trying to annihilate?
But you dont understand why Siggy reacts to that word, Margaret?
Heres the problem with Margarets even though I cant understand it.
is what she said.
That is, she used an example that she knew would resonate to make a point.
Now suddenly she doesnt understand why Siggy is so upset?
Margaret used that example precisely because she understands it.
And so does Siggy.
Siggy is silent in the face of Margarets mea culpa because it isnt really one.
And that right there is why they can never be friends.
I finally get it.
And if I have to choose a side right now, then I choose Siggys.
The rest of the women do not.
I really wish Siggy had taken Michael Campanellas advice and gotten the hell out of there.
(Cue the biggest eye roll youve ever seen from Dolores.
God I love this woman.
What about when you threw the cake!
Weve missed you!!!
So what gives: casually tossed-out insult or actual belief on Siggys part?
I want to believe with all my heart and soul that you are not anti-Semitic, Siggy says.
Where I came up with that was not out of the sky.
Thats where it came from.
But if I hurt your feelings, I apologize for that.
Dont apologize for the way I feel, Margaret fumes in her confessional, apologize for what youve done.
BUT SHE DID THE SAME EXACT THING OH MY GOD.
I get it, truly I do.
Shes worried about her livelihood.
And she again mentions tonight that all of her friends are Jewish, which I believe.
She should ask them if Hitler is a trigger word for them.)
Nevertheless, Siggy finally says it: I dont think that youre anti-Semitic.
So here we go again.
Either way, arrivederci, Milano!
Sorry for all the broken glasses.