Making up is hard to do standing in a circle and taunting each other is much easier.
We open tonights episode with Margaret and Joe Margie and JoJo if youre nasty and they are wallpaper shopping.
(If I were Teresa, Id be angry that nobody stopped me from wearing a lilac Sgt.
Credit: Bravo
Peppers blazer on TV, but thats me.)
Then Dolores says Danielle may be on drugs.
Sure, why not.
Teresa doesnt believe that Danielle does drugs or is even on medication because she does yoga.
Dear, sweet Teresa, you are adorable.
(Gotta take up for Pigtails here: Margaret actually defended Dolores.)
And Teresas response Why in the hell would you want him to move back in your house?
actually has the trappings of a good friends concern.
And had she said any of that to Dolores, I would actually respect it.
But thats not what she did.
You decided to stay with him; I gave you credit, you stuck it out.
Dolores goes to the head of the class.
Heres the thing: Is it pretty harsh to accuse someone of being a drug addict?
That to me is odd.
And Siggy she who has been defended by Dolores more times than I can count is suspiciously silent.
Tsk, tsk, Sigalit.
Why are we here, exactly?
Okay, so, where to begin.
Today, theyre inviting them to critique and criticize one another.
On what planet is this a good idea?
Or even a conscionable one?
Theyre going to ROLE PLAY?
How could that possibly be productive?
And most important, why in the hell does Vikki spell her name like that???
Siggy and Margaret are first, and they are wearing matching leggings.
And it looks like its going to: Theres Kim D!
And people are breaking glasses!
And Danielles daughter appears and she is so, so pretty!
And everybody is dropping F-bombs!
Fifty bucks says she pulls her hair into two pigtails immediately.
