“The best thing is you might shorten it and wear it again.”
As Marsden’s Kevin Doyle asks, “What was the theme?
“I said I wanted colors and sequins and big and all the tulle, hats, anything ridiculous.
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This bride is straight-up sadistic.
The floral Esther Williams swim-caps and pink scuba masks only add to the cringe factor.
Cha-Cha dress
I wasn’t aware that people had Cha-Cha DiGregorio/Carmen Miranda-themed weddings.
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Why would anyone ever choose a dress that looks like it vomited yellow and pink tulle?
The beaded bodice is lovely, but the skirt and the color combo are this dress' undoing.
Green taffeta
I don’t even know where to start with this one.
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What’s the worst part?
The oversized mutton-chopped sleeves that belong in another decade?
The heinous cut that somehow manages to make Katherine Heigl look stocky (those shoes don’t help)?
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The inexplicable black evening gloves?
Everything about this is a fashion disaster.
Top hat
Is this a bridesmaid dress or a costume for a backup dancer in aLiza Minnellimusical number?
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Pink satin
What year were the weddings Jane was in?
The dress is frumpy to boot.
Plus, she does look kind of cute in the hat and the turquoise scarf.
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Plus, that lace bodice is prettyjust not on this dress.
Beaded blue floral
This dress is fantastic if you’re attending your senior prom circa 2003.
It could’ve beenAnnie Hallchic;instead,it’s just ill-fitting.
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The hat, however, turns it into an unforgivable fashion faux pas.
Bright yellow
Once your eyes recover from gazing upon the neon yellow color, this dress itself is adorable.
I mean, what was the themeTweety Bird cosplay?
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They’re both right.
But this grey color is flattering on approximately 0 percent of the population.
It ranks in the top 10 merely for being one of the more inoffensive looks here.
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The beading accents are pretty and help elevate this dress' ranking.
It looks more like a wedding dress than a gown that belongs to a member of the wedding party.
Pink sweetheart chiffon
This is a lovely run-of-the-mill bridesmaid dress.
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Not to mention, Jane just looks adorable in this shade of pink.
Not to mention, those flats look incredibly comfortable for a long night on your feet.
This dress tops the list because of its ability to combine themed apparel with an actually beautiful gown.
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It’s stunning and understatedperfect for her character.
Plus, it means I get to celebrate her getting her very own, much-deserved happily ever after.
I am saying YES to this dress.
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