Raising Trump: Read the 16 Craziest Quotes From Ivana Trump's Memoir

And we’ve rounded up a collection of our favorite crazy quotes.

Read on to get Ivana’s thoughts on Taco Bell, Michael Jackson, and much, much more.

You’re not getting him back.

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I’m going to bring him up myself.'

‘Okay, keep him,’ I said.

‘I have two other kids to raise.’

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Ten minutes later, the bodyguard brought Don back."

On playdates

“I avoided playdates like the plague….

I did discourage playdates at Trump Tower.

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The triplex was just too huge and lavish…. We had limos and company cars with drivers to take them.”

For me, it just wasn’t possible."

The fifth floor has two maids' rooms and my closet, which goes on and on and on.

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The kids would break into it and pull my furs off the hangers to use in their games."

The cakes, made by the Plaza’s pastry chef, were enormousoften with a few tiers."

On Taco Bell

“FYI: They don’t serve wine at Taco Bell.

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One learns new things every day.”

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