Its the most lovable and human either of them has been in…seasons? Porsha is always going to be wrong for what she did to Kandi. No amount of three-quarters-of-the-way-there apologies are going toun-makethat wrong. Credit: Bravo But you know who Kandi doesnt need on her side in that situation? Why do we not get real footage of this? Why can I not see these women getting crunk? Its only going to get worse from here....
What kind of monster tries to stand between a 70-year-old woman and her ’70s-themed birthday party? Is anyone else findingThe Real Housewives of Atlantakind of…relatable this season? Your friend whos clueless about men is still clueless about men (times two). Credit: Bravo So enjoy I mean,I guessenjoy? the quaintness of grandparents and spandex bell bottoms while you’re able to. Cynthia rolls out her standard charming opener: How old are you?...
for the last three weeks. I found a roach in NENEs home! #callorkinpls @briellebiermann We dont have roaches! Credit: Bravo If you found 1, u brought with u or it fell outta yo funky py! like know I will get You all the way together when you start fing wit me and mine! My home is Brand Neew but you were so jealous of it, you couldnt even give a compliment....
Butboydid this sucker ever rev up in the last act,hunny. As you may have noticed by Porshas masterful linguistics, theRHOAladies have arrived in Barcelona, Spain. And now she wants to book a vacation home for eight of reality TVs most high-maintenance women? Credit: Bravo Lets just lift our hands in Phaedra-style praise that this didnt happen onRHONY. But were not eventoCynthias eight-bedroom, six-bathroom disaster yet. The conversation naturally turns to the frenemies who couldnt make it to Spain, Kenya and Kim....
These Housewives love a good costume party, and the drama ensues. Which, as it turns out, isover! And would you look at John Legend now literally, Jesus. Credit: BRAVO Because, unlike a normal TV series, aHousewivesfinale could not be less important. I will have nightmares about Kandis zoom-in as a sexy Pennywise for weeks to come. Lets start at the beginning of the end, shall we? Now, dont get me wrong this basement is amazing....
To quote Sheree: ‘What kind fraggle nackle bull crap is this?’ But even if the episode is consistent, theres not really a lot happening here. Dont these women have enough to worry about without tempting the yeast-infection-and-torn-earlobes fates? Credit: Bravo Among those should-be concerns are those raised by Eva regarding Cynthias date at Kandis party last week. And what does Will have to say about being an opportunist? as a reality TV camera points up at him....
To quote NeNe Leakes, PLENTY OF THINGS. We could leave all of our drama and beefs behind and just enjoy ourselves. Its all very civilized. Credit: Bravo Well, except for the words and the actions and the glass throwing. This fight really has it all. Poor Gregg shuffling into the room when he heard the commotion. Reality TV stars theyre just like us (when our friends get in violent fights in our homes)!...
(Some phrases you never think youll say untilThe Real Housewives of Atlantapushes you there.) Does it have to be the most difficult, performance-heavy entertainment career path? Thank goodness for Noelle, whos just out here trying to become a dentist. Credit: Bravo Thats right girl you get those degrees, you get that money! Long live the daughters ofRHOAand their shockingly pragmatic points of view. But, whatever, Ill take it I love sensationalized intrigue....
Boy troubles not just for teens anymore! But put aside all that and theyre just a bunch of awkward teenagers in disguise as glamazons. It is a cringey, hide-behind-your-pillow, second-hand-embarrassment delight. Credit: Bravo Apparently Sheree needs a few special doors for her unfinished basement that Kenya welcomed herself into last season. Ah, the joys of friendship! Since Porsha is in short supply on the friendship front right now, shes focusing on romance....
Something stinks, Kenya, and its not just the 40 pounds of thawing meat Porsha just threw out. Porsha:Friends come and go, but family is forever.Is Porsha working toward some kind of Manzo-style spin-off? Because, first of all: keep it. Credit: Bravo They do not, but those cheekbonesaretimeless, so whatever. This tagline somehow manages to be ludicrously unwitty while also being legitimately funny. Can you imaginenicknamingsomeone Bad Server? Thats a terrible nickname....
And hey, so far, so good. The lil nugget is talking now, and boy is he ever! Dorit is taking him to a new music class, and hes concerned about the guest list. Credit: Bravo If this is the next cold-shoulder another trend of which Kyle is ahugeproponent I quit. and turned on all 1,000 bulbs. Sure, who needs retinas when you got that poppin highliiiiight. Which is preeeetty rich coming from a man who gossiped about her vagina for a fortnight....
The editors must like Teddis whole reasonable human schtick though because Tuesdays episode revolves heavily around the lilest Mellencamp. Im telling you all of this because Im a TV recapper and that is my literal job. And what a party it is! Credit: Bravo It issorude and so delicious. But the thing is, thenIhave to feel awkward too and I dont come toRHOBHto feel awkward. Because it is very, very important to Dorit that you understand that shes a craAaAaAzy RICH lady!...
But we know riffraff when we see it; we once spent a season with Eden, after all. c’mon dont yell at me! I only give death stares tohalfthe German men who cut me off with their bicycles. Credit: Bravo Dorit is in her daytime look: thigh-high red leather boots and a black corseted dress. And truly only Kyle could find a way to fitthreecut-outs into what would originally have been considered a pantsuit....
