IfLisa Vanderpumpis a liar, shes a good one. Dont be mad that Im calling you a remorseless liar! Im just being HONEST! Bravo (Honest that I think youre a liar.) Whether Kyle is right or wrong about that, they couldntandshouldntpossibly be friends anymore now that its been said. Ever since that thing showed up in the premiere, I knew it was a harbinger of death. Bravo Spoiler alert: she is not....
She might be on probation, but that doesnt mean she cant have fun with the girls. Within a week, we see footage of her somber memorial service. Joes not much better for the wear. Credit: John Parra/Bravo I dont want to live to work, she says. I want to work to live. Meanwhile, Dolores is making some interesting life choices right now. Theyre still best friends, in her view, so why not give him the guest room?...
Making up is hard to do standing in a circle and taunting each other is much easier. We open tonights episode with Margaret and Joe Margie and JoJo if youre nasty and they are wallpaper shopping. (If I were Teresa, Id be angry that nobody stopped me from wearing a lilac Sgt. Credit: Bravo Peppers blazer on TV, but thats me.) Then Dolores says Danielle may be on drugs. Sure, why not....
Its a new year, Househeads (Im trying that out, does it work? Will these two finally truly mend fences? Melissas shipment from Milan just arrived! Credit: Bravo Those 12 minutes she and Margaret spent in that showroom in Italy really paid off. You went all the way to Milan for that? Joe Gorga asks, not unreasonably. Though of course hes not asking from a place of fashion, hes asking from a place of noodles....
This week everybody is sorry (not sorry). Well get to that in a bit. Were still in Milan, and it was just last night inHousewivestime that Siggy accused Margaret of being anti-Semitic. Credit: Jacopo Raule/Bravo Plus, Teresa gets to work out her sexual frustration on a beef tartare! Theres champagne, strawberries and lots and lots of salt from Siggys tears. I CANNOT WITH THIS ANYMORE. Im not sure why this feud seems so tiresome to me....
Nothing comes for free, my friends. Siggy is the Shannon today, and Dolores is the Tamra. And guess what: Siggys estrogen and progesterone levels are low. Credit: Bravo Once the levels are restored, the women have balanced moods and supercharged libidos to look forward to. Siggy will not have an issue with this; Michael Campanella clearly adores her. Anyway, well call itSiggy and Shannon: Hot Mamas(get it, because theyre having hormone issues?...
Accusations get ugly on the Housewives' Italian getaway Its trip time! These women deserve a real trip! Once were on the plane, youll notice theyre in economy plus or maybe even economy? Credit: Bravo Lisa Vanderpump would not abide by economy plus. Michael Campanella helps Siggy pack because shes only 3 years old and cant do it by herself. Michael Campanella hates packing, but Siggy insists. Why on earth would you want your husband to help you?...
Everybody’s fighting with everybody. The title of this weeks episode gives me little hope that well be moving on from #cakegate. (Le sigh.) Credit: Bravo Though…I suppose it could mean that Teresas not over Melissa trying to give her parenting advice. Or Dolores isnt over Danielles accusation that shes been bad-mouthing Teresa. Okay, I guess it could be anything. (Fingers still crossed for Sisqo!) We start at Margarets, and the shoe queen has just flown in from Vegas....
We’re still talking about cake. Oy, with the cake again. We know thats where were headed before we even get started based on last weeks preview. Credit: Bravo Seriously, Sig: Channel your inner Elsa and LET IT GO. Lets get into it! Just kidding, she tells her she should be happy to see her ghost grandma and doesnt touch her. Have you guys ever been to a jewelry party? They are the WORST....
There’s no use crying over spilled or thrown wine. (Okay, Im lying I did not have any trouble concentrating on stuffing myself silly.) When we left off, Margaret was imitating Siggy in an unflattering, crocodile-tearsy sendup FOR THERAPEUTIC REASONS. Credit: Bravo The entire point of this completely not pointless activity is to imitate one another. Thats Melissa, quickly becoming the seasons voice of reason. Except…the women make up. First Siggy and Margaret, then Siggy and Melissa....
Hell hath no fury like a Teresa Giudice scorned. The Posche fashion show has never disappointed and we actually get there pretty fast! (Lina better duck when Teresa arrives). Credit: Bravo Who could blame Teresa. Teresa, I say get it, girl. flips a table, throws a glass), she could go away again. Nope, nothing to worry about at all. If Im being honest, the Posche fashion show does fill me with a sort of nostalgia....
If you are not currently watchingThe Real Housewives of New York City, I dont understand your life choices. Bethenny and Carole continue their war of words but then BFFs Luann and Dorinda get into a fight. Get married again, Dorinda quips to Lu. Bravo (In case you forgot,Luann filed for divorcein 2017 after just seven months of marriage.) As Bethenny tearily cries, This is the worst vacation ever. Or, potentially, the greatest inRHONYhistory....
Heres what went down on this weeks season finale: Meghan is…a candle entrepreneur. Vicki is…thinking about the future. If theres a better testament to the power of vision boards, I havent seen one. Credit: Bravo Tamra is…almost making progress with her daughter. Who knows!). Nineteen episodes later, and Tamra and Vicki are…still not friends.Womp womp. Kelly is…over her marriage. Did the cameras capture her marriage at its breaking point? Or did they just cram in a last-minute story line?...
