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What information does Rose have? Thats the cliffhanger that endedJane the Virgins penultimate episode and will lead us directly into its season 4 finale. And for a show that loves a good twist, season finales are unpredictable to say the least. Credit: Patrick Wymore/The CW This years finale is a big one, she says. And with a big finale comes a big event … or two. This time around, Urman hasalready revealedthat there will be what she calls a surprise wedding before seasons end....

I gasped, clutched my pearls, and sat in shock for a good 10 seconds. Congratulations,Jane the Virginwriters. Everyone gathers around the table to help. Credit: Michael Desmond/The CW All decide Jorge should not be invited. Even River votes no. Why does River get a vote? Rogelio hates every second. (Sidebar: Brooke Shields pronouncing Albas name as Abla is hilarious.) Rafael is the only one not at the table. The house is on the market next week....

Wait, where am I? (As it turns out, both Xo and Alba ordered him to say that.) He left her with the hope that theyd find their way back to each other. Credit: Michael Desmond/The CW And now, thanks to a series of straight-out-of-a-telenovela coincidences, here they are. Not to belittle Adam, but her life update is probably more exciting. But lets not make this all about Rafael; Petra isnt having a great time either....

Case in point: Jane was a virgin for several seasons. Especially since Luisa froze all of Rafaels funds, which made Mateos tuition check bounce. After all, Alba trades a roof over Rafaels head for fitness tips. Credit: Scott Everett White/The CW Plus, shes doing his laundry. What is Jane supposed to do? Blow off some steam with her hot new boyfriend, thats what. Mom Jane turns into Fun Jane the minute she walks into Adams loft....

There are mothers and fathers who dont have romantic relationships but still live with each other. There are mothers and fathers who do have romantic relationships but live with other pregnant women. There are half-siblings running around everywhere. Credit: Scott Everett White/The CW Business partners pretending to be lovers. And a whole lotta secret keeping. When Jane was young, she stumbled into the kitchen to find Xos boyfriend holding a knife....

This episode is no different. Luisa has conjured up an imaginary friend named Carl. Jane is navigating her new relationship with Adam. Credit: Greg Gayne/The CW Heres hoping his abs were unharmed and that the gash in his forehead produces a manly scar. Sadly, its too soon to tell about the scar with Rafaels head bandaged up. Petra paces the hospital room while she berates him. Villanuevaed: Suddenly hit by a morality crisis...

Jane immediately adopted Allende as one of her favorite authors, welcoming her advice and engaging in spirited conversations. This all happened in Janes lively imagination, of course. She only wishes that Michael was there to see it. Credit: Adam Rose/The CW Rafael, on the other hand, is right there to see it because homeboy doesnt have a job. Since he has sworn off meddling at the Marbella, Jane encourages him to put out some feelers....

Just a sweet story about a girl and her accidental artificial inseminator. Chapter 71 is a jam-packed episode ofJane the Virgin: a proposal! The hilarious prospect of Rogelio going to couples counseling! Credit: Michael Desmond/The CW I know, right? So lets get the minor storylines out of the way because there are somethingswe need to discuss. Rafael kisses Jane and even this #TeamMichael gal is fully on board. More on the kissing (ah!...

So what comes after that epic kiss? Its been seven weeks since Rafael allowed himself to be swept up in a moment with Jane. (Its time, people.) Credit: Michael Desmond/The CW Chapter 72 begins when that romantic moment is cut short by Mateo shouting for his parents. Jane quickly defuses the situation by scooting her boy back into his room. Rafael watches them with a look of complete and utter satisfaction....

Theres so much angst, unnecessary drama, and dashed dreams. But if theres one thing the Villanueva women know how to do, its bust through brick walls. Even if they have to do it brick by brick. Credit: Michael Desmond/The CW Rafaels Brick WallRemember how that magical kiss between Jane and Rafael was woefully interrupted by their offspring? For the time being, no one is getting married. Lets keep this on the down low....

Do Jane and Rafael finally hook up? Im looking at you, Jane. Jane isnt the only one letting loose. Credit: Lisa Rose/The CW This makes ghost writing Petras story impossible, especially with Petras ridiculous demands and random voice memos. Does the world really need a book in the shape of Petra? The only person who isnt seeing the world through rose-colored glasses is Rogelio. Hes miserable as a stay-at-home dad....

Sneaking around trying to find covert places to make out proves to be both titillating and annoying. But Jane and Raf are determined to keep their clandestine relationship under wraps for the time being. Shes ahead of schedule and brunch with the family has never been so fun. Credit: Greg Gayne/The CW If only Petra and Rafael were on decent terms, life would be really good. Unfortunately, the reconciliation occurs after Petra is arrested for her sisters murder....

Jane tackles improv class, a lost mother, and bad news Critics are the worst. Especially if that little voice you hear is an inner critic. But theres no time to argue with the snotty version of herself right now. Credit: Lisa Rose/The CW Jane and Rafael have decided to announce to the world that they are officially dating! The best reaction came from Petra who dismissed the news with a flippant, Whoopty do!...