Who better to play Loughlin than Oscar-winner Marisa Tomei?
Did he know about the lengths his wife went to to get their two daughters into college?
Teamed with Marisa Tomei as Lori, Eric Bana seems like a good choice to play her husband.

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BUT, there’s something deliciously savage in Loughlin’s ownFuller Houseonscreen husband John Stamos (Uncle Jesse!)
playing this role – so he’s our top pick.
The Oscar-winning chameleon that is Cate Blanchett!

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Also, we’re here for the Blanchett-Elgort mother-son pairing.
An obvious Singer doppelganger isDaredevilactor Scott Glenn, but there’s also room for a transformation here.
Who better to send up the rich, privileged parents than Hollywood’s comedic powers?

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Maybe we could see Van Der Beek as a prosecutor?
Maybe he could be a narrator, preaching the virtues of honesty?
Maybe he could play himself, tweeting his response?

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