She is…who?

And her daughter is…WHAT?

In this world, Snow White defeated the Evil Queen and the curse was never cast.

DANIA RAMIREZ, ANDREW J. WEST

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Rumple shows up to take over and warns Hook about getting in too deep with this case.

Jacinda and Henry show up to celebrate…TRUE LOVES KISS?

Nah, no worries.

Its just getting the food truck running.

Roni has a job.

So he insists that Rapunzel tell him about the garden where he can lock in his own imprisonment flower.

Alice is going to be a good partner for ol Hook.

Meanwhile, Victoria is trying to figure out whos been up there visiting Dreadzella.

But in the Wish Realm, Hook has his hands full with something else entirely.

This world, man.

And thats when we flash to Dreadzella and, hey, guys…is Dreadzella maybe Rapunzel?!

Vicky confronts her on working with Ivy and warns her that she doesnotwant to follow through on that plan.

Its enough to do the job, for now.

Hook is brokenhearted and starts to turn to the bottle again, but hes not so convinced.

Along with the terrible news, he got a drawing that belonged to Eloise.

But when he picks it up again, he realizes the ink is new enough to smear.

Maybe shes NOT dead.

So he goes to confront Rumple because heknowshes behind this fakery regarding the journal.

Henry goes to Reginas place and chats with her about Jacinda working at Ronis.

And that magic flower?

Well, its left out all vulnerable.

And you know what?

We were right about Rapunzel!

But he turns the offer down in return for this baby Rapunzel/Dreadzella/Mother Gothel had.

Thats right…our boy Hook has stayed behind for this baby, which he names ALICE.

Setting this girl free?

Not a great plan.

But this also means that Lucy is now free to be with Jacinda…or not.

Of course, equal amount of insanity are happening in Hyperion Heights after the release of Eloise Gardener.

But Ivy is working with Gothel, and my bet is that girlfriend has some crazy up her sleeve.

Even when she sees Hook again, she comes across asnearlynormal.

In the meantime, at Ronis, Nick shows up.

Oh, just the lawyer who is going to help Jacinda get Lucy back…AND ALSO LUCYS DAD.

Its a startling realization for Henry.

Its reminiscent of Snow trapping Charming in a net.

But it turns out that Jacinda wanted to come back to Wonderland for more reasons than just Alice.

Shes come back for her mother, who abandoned them when she was small.

Switching back to Hyperion Heights, Lucy sits down with Henry to figure out who this Nick character is.

But on the table, Cinderella realizes, is her mothers necklace.

Thats why she stayed away.

And thats why Alice came back…to cure the poison heart issue.

And her next target is Henry.

In Hyperion Heights, Henry is working on the food truck as Jacinda is out on her date.

She signed away her parental rights to Lucy a while back and messed everything up.

While that might be devastating, big things are happening at Ronis.

Regina pulls Rumple in and calls him out for being awake.

He insists he has no idea what shes talking about.

She says she needs an ally, but Rumples not interested.

He starts to walk away, and Regina says its the wrong move because Belle wouldnt want this.

He stops in his tracks and turns around only to say, Whos Belle?

Turns out that the only person who has known Nick longer than Jacinda/Cinderella is Henry.

And Regina takes the opportunity to discuss her upcoming plans with Drunk Henry.

Theyre heading to San Francisco to go get someone who can help them.

Someone who kind of hates Regina, but someone who may be their only hope.

It looks like we have a mother/son road trip!