Guys, take a deep breath, okay?

Were here to help.

Sure, our ideas may sound ambitious, but hey, you have34 whole daysto put it all together.

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Credit: Andrew Eccles/ABC; Photo Illustration by EW

Just imagine it: Miss, for a dollar, IfBeale Street Could Talk… what would it say?

The In-the-Audience Stunt:By now its somewhat of a tradition.

AsLady Gaga will attest, it can be a very refreshing experience.

Some of us want to get to bed before 1 a.m., yall!

The Best Picture Reunion:The Avengers?

Eh, it cant really be a reunion if they never went away.

Ensure an honest-to-goodness viral moment by reuniting the cast of the 1983 best picture nomineeThe Big Chill.

And Costner can pop out just in time to read the winning films name.

Take that,Moonlight/La La Landmixup!

If you have additional suggestions for the Academy, be sure to post them below.

This year, theyre going to need all the help they can get.