Apparently no one over at CMT liked my it was all a horrible nightmare suggestion.
Anyway, lets get right into the action with the remaining living members of theNashvillegang.
Shell be playing at the Staples Center in L.A. and attending an MTV New Years party afterward.
Credit: CMT
Daphnes freaking out because Justin Bieber, Sia, Bruno Mars, and Jonah Ford (!!)
are going to be there.
Good old Jonah must be a pretty big deal if he elicits more squeals from Daph than the Biebs.
Im assuming hes a teenage bopper with great hair who became famous on YouTube.
Elsewhere, Juliette (as ever) is having a bad day.
Its pretty baffling that they spent money on tickets to do this.
Cant they just be mean on Twitter like everybody else?
Shes over it and and walks offstage.
Deacons probably feeling real good about that second chance right about now.
They head to Asheville, North Carolina, where Jules sleeping problems persist.
Im certain he isnt going to be a stranger much longer.
Its all about self-actualization and there are a bunch of former addicts it seems to have worked for.
(Recap continues on page 2.)
Sounds like brainwashing to me, but Im a cynic.
Anyway, Juliette decides it might be worth it and goes to see Darius.
She says shes trying to work through it and hopes people can understand that.
And then he doesnt show up.
He then takes Maddie to dinner, where they do things like eat with their arms linked.
He thinks hes lost all his creativity without her.
Are we seeing the beginnings of a new double act?
Thats it for the season 6 premiere, folks.
Check back in next week to see if Scarletts considering a career as a dressage Olympian.
