Guys, the Billy Joel news is very exciting.
Then I come out and lay down on the couch.
I grab the remote and start watching TV.
The crowd after a couple minutes goes, F this, and starts throwing s at the glass.
B-B-B-Billy and the oats.
Watch the NSFW clip here:
Next, the comedian turns her attention to Joels love life.
Billy Joel was married to Christine Brinkley for a while.
How unfair is that?
Shes gorgeous and hes some shapes, she says.
But then she got the audience excited about a surprise appearance from the Piano Man singer himself.
And guys, this is really exciting, hey welcome…. no, he declined, she said.
Then things took another turn.
Stop falling for it!
stop falling for it.
youre going to give yourself a heartatack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you oughta know.
