EW’s Chancellor Agard (that’s me!)
“Does Nick Fury wash his eye patch?”
and “Is there a point to Hawkeye?”
Credit: Universal
(Read last week’s debut column onrevisiting Iron Man.)
Do you remember the plot ofThe Incredible Hulk?
I definitely didn’t when I re-watched the film this week.
I certainly haven’t watched the movie since then, either.
The latter turned out to be the case.
At this point, he’s been 158 days without incident.
Who knew, because I surely didn’t?
Is that canon?).
Thus, we get our first Hulk-out of the movie.
15-year-old Chancellor’s brain demanded visual stimulation, and this movie wasn’t afraid to give it.
It feels almost defiantly humorless and spiritless.
This is especially true when it comes to the characters.
First off, Norton’s Banner remains a cipher throughout the entire movie.
Alas, this flick doesn’t do that.
Furthermore, the chemistry between Norton and Tyler remains non-existent.
(I’ll admit, I laughed then, too).
Like the U.S. government, it was still trying to figure out its own super-soldier serum.
Why would Stark come to Ross of all people to find him?
