Its the question Lucifer grapples with in an episode that opens with some suggestive Chloe/Lucifer sexy talk.
Theyre actually playing Monopoly with Trixie.
Lucifers offended at being offered the shoe token when hes clearly a top hat.

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(Also, he thinks the thimble is a shot glass.)
Lucifer talks up his wild and crazy sex life, which gives hope to the masses.
But Amenadiel applauds Lucifer for spending a night in and says that boring suits him.
Naturally, Lucifer rejects this in the absolute.
The CEO is Mack Slater, voted L.A.s most interesting bachelor.
She was kicked off the app, hence the furious phone call.
And without a warrant, Mack refuses to turn over the names of the users who complained.
Unfortunately, Forever29s profile shot is a close-up of his eyes, so facial recognition wont work.
But he did register for an upcoming Top Meet mixer.
As the only interesting single person, Lucifer volunteers to go.
Chloe ignores him and reluctantly agrees to make herself into a female version of Lucifer for the night.
Ella asks, delighted.
Sorry, viewers who were hoping for a different interpretation of that phrase!
(Come sit next to me, Chloe; I can discuss Costco for hoooours.)
She removes the bullet necklace not Lucifers style but swipes his pocket square for her breast pocket.
She really does look smashing.
Hearing this, the man shes talking to bolts.
Its Forever29, and hes celebrity deejay Benji, who ran assuming they were paparazzi.
When asked, Esther claims ignorance of the dumbbells current whereabouts, claiming she doesnt even work out.
Charlottes decided that Ellas innate goodness might teach her how to avoid Hell.
People are literally fleeing from her.
You know, for court.
Her first question: How does Ella keep her eyes from glazing over when talking about other peoples kids?
I…would like to know that answer, myself.
When Ella realizes theres no mentorship program, she declines to help a liar.
Well, look who just become suspect No.
Hence, if Macks the murderer, he might have kept the dumbbell.
However, she cautions, itll be difficult to get a warrant with such scanty evidence.
In the end, Chloe decides to exploit being just Macks punch in.
(Lets assume those are from Mazes closet.)
Suddenly Macks there with a gun.
He says Kim wanted to make the app accessible to everybody, which led to the murder.
All right, now lets check in on Dr. Linda.
Then she drags him to the beach to scope out the best spot for the 350-person memorial service.
And furthermore, shes grappling with the loss of uncertainty.
She used to wonder about the great unknown, including perhaps being reincarnated as a chameleon.
Near tears, she concludes, I wish Id never met any of you.
She bails but eventually comes back to find Amenadiel stretched out in the sand.
Linda agrees that she has as many questions as before, just different.
Also, Dr. Lindas relaxed beachy look is gorgeous.
(It comes effortlessly to him, of course.)
Then he asks how Lindas doing, and oh, do I love these flashes of good-friend Lucifer.
And bonus, Ill be around here more!
Ella is not pleased.
Finally, Trixie and Chloe are playing Monopoly when they realize the shoe piece is missing.
Wherever could it have gone?
when an attractive woman in lingerie and a very on-the-nose top hat calls him to bed.