Alas, alas, alas, it happened too late.

A nasty papercut thatbleeds.

In reality, Lucifer should probably be stopped every time, dont you think?

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Lucifers wooing of Chloe beings with buying her a latte and a lemon bar, her favorite.

(Shes unimpressed.)

Thats…deeply messed up.

(Its what I deserve!

Its shady, and Charlotte decides she needs to know whats in the envelope.

Frustrated, Chloe tells him its not about stuff, hands back the keys, and walks away.

They commiserate over how dumb men are, although Chloe declines Mazes offer to thrash Pierce.

Then Trixie comes out, sees Maze, and storms back into the bedroom.

She agrees to that, too.

When she arrives at his penthouse, she finds a candlelit table for two waiting for her.

Lucifer pours champagne and says he wants her to make an appropriate decision about her and their future.

Then he asks her to answer this question honestly: Isnt this better than anything Pierce could do?

DAMMIT, LUCIFER, WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU.

WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.

Chloe also doesnt understand why Miguel would risk everything to kill Raina, but Lucifer does.

He explains that Miguel loves Amber, the understudy, and simply wanted Raina out of the way.

Unfortunately, their tender moment is interrupted with Chloe starts making arrests.

Watching, Lucifer realizes that he ruined his chances with Chloe, just like Miguel.

And then Linda Martin proves why shes the best character on this show.

What are you so afraid of?

So I ask you, the devil, what do you truly desire?

And Lucifer finally, finally,finallyadmits it: I want her to choose me.

His words are sad, quiet…and ultimately too late.

He proposes, and Lucifer watches through the window as Chloe says yes.