(And Stein doesnt.
Yes, Im still crying about that, arent you?!)
But anyway, that was…something.

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And yet, I loved every second of it.
Were the twists predictable?
Were Rips and Damiens exits handled in an almost rudely ham-fisted way?
Did the Legends birth not one, but two collective totem babies?
[Insert primal scream.]
When the episode begins, the Legends are failing to subdue Mallus.
Theyre using their totems, but Mallus easily knocks Amaya aside, and Saras forced to pull back.
The time drive will destroy Mallus and with it, Rip.
She advises him not to do anything stupid, but, well, thats Rays M.O.
Nate catches them, but Ray simply and messily punches Nate to keep him away.
(Or as Nate puts it, pick up the totem user manual.)
Back on board the ship, the team begins to concoct a plan.
(Just like Voltron!)
And finally, Sara agrees to at least try.
They grasp hands and attempt to focus on creating the being, but thats not easy.
Dismayed, Sara vows never to loop back and try without new totem bearers.
bringing up the rear.
(Next: Praise Beebo)
The Legends allies have all changed since they saw them last.
Helen is a total warrior, having trained at Themyscira.
And Jax is married with a child!
Theyre heroes, and theyve helped so many people if they dont do it, who can?
And so far, well, its not lookingtoogreat.
Mallus, it turns out, can reanimate beings hes controlling.
Im sorry, Im sorry!
he shouts, as the being begins to grow.
The Legends furry love child just took out an evil demon by cuddling it.
And then aww they all hug.
Of course, they still have to clean up their mess.
Amaya gives the totems to Kuasa, trusting her to keep them safe.
The team sends the anachronisms back with their memories wiped, while Ava promises to see Sara again.
Jax says goodbye, Sara tips her hat, and Jonah gives his dirty hat to Zari.
(How cute and mildly disturbing!)
She smiles at him as the Time Bureau takes her away to prison.
Then, finally, its time for Amaya to fulfill her destiny and, well, leave the Legends.
He almost wipes her memory, but she says she wants to remember everything.
Otherwise, she has nothing else of his she can remember him by.
With that, they kiss, and Nate walks away, willing himself not to look back.
Its a short scene, but affecting all the same.
Before long, the Legends are finally,finallygetting a chance to relax.
Theyve accompanied Mick to Aruba in 2018, where theyre tanning on the beach.
Oh, Gary).
Sara says yes, and Constantines less than thrilled.
(Okay, fine, its a demon, but it looked like one, didnt it?)
Theyve broken time and managed to fix it.
Whats a few demons from another dimension?