What does it mean to be a Legend?
While Demon-Nipple Gary was power hungry and only wanted to control people.
Fairy-Godmother-powered Gary just wants to enjoy life with hisfriends.
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She attempts every trick in the book to get him to make wishes that destroy them.
But instead, he forces them to endure book club and go on aGreat British Bake Offtimeline anachronism hunt.
All of this is great fun for Garyand no one else.
In fact, his wish escapades create bigger and bigger problems as the episode goes on.
While Gary is getting massages and enjoying his third nipple (never hurts to have an extra, right?
), Demon Ray is posing as Ray Palmer, former CEO of Palmer Tech.
He is making a worldwide announcement to reveal that monsters are real.
He hopes to scare people into downloading his app, The Eyes.
Wolf Mona tries to fight off Nerons bodyguards but ends up hurting herself.
They attempt to help, but Zari is called out as a witch and they must flee.
Back at HQ, Ne-Ray is mad that only 2,000 people have downloaded the app.
He realizes Monas display wasnt enough, so he plans a monster attack on the capitol.
Ne-Ray tells the FG to put Nora in a containment cell.
She then surprises Nora by placing her in Monas containment cell.
The Fairy Godmother says theyre both witches and maybe they can help one another out.
Zari takes Charlie to her childhood home to regroup.
Gary realizes the crew is just playing along with himtheyre not actually enjoying themselves.
Back on the Waverider, Nate tells Gary that hes just being cruel.
Finally feeling guilty, he calls his Fairy Godmother to call everything off.
They can make a difference because people discount them.
And that is why Gary is one of them.
Hes a loser, just like them.
So forget the mushy stuff.
Nora has no other option than to call the Fairy Godmother.
Mona tries to stop her, but Nora takes the wand and transforms into a blue fairy.
When she tries to save Mona, nothing happens.
Tabitha laughs and says she took on her old charge: Gary.
Soon Charlies shape-shifting ways catch up to her and Neron figures out her plan.
She, Zari, and Mona are about to leave when Ne-Ray and Tabitha show up.
Charlie stays behind so Zari can get Mona through to safety.
Gary, you dick… she says as she gets sucked into hell.
Meanwhile in hell…
Our demon hunter doesnt last long before a demon wants to kill him.
John tries to call a parleywhich Im sure we all understand thanks toPirates of the Caribbeanwith the triumvirate.
Constantine pleads his case before Satan, Belial, and Beelzebub.
The three say theyre surprised he didnt choose another … Astra.
And, well, to quote that knight fromIndiana Jones, He chose poorly.
Astra is not an innocent young girl anymore.
Shes a grown-up woman whos spent a significant amount of time in hell and likes it there.
Fairy Godmother Nora, like get to work.
There are a lot of loose ends going into the finale.
What are they going to do with the demented Noahs ark on the Waverider?
Will they be able to save Ray?
How can they stop Nero?
Will Nora get out of being a fairy godmother?
What is young Zari going to do with that dragons egg?
And, most importantly, will Beebo be able to help at all?
I cant wait to find out.
Until next time, losers.
