The show can do whatever it wants with timey-wimey nonsense; Ill almost always be on board.

Legends of To-Meow-Meow, however, screwed withcharacterrules.

Well, at least Zari the cat was adorable.

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(And To-Meow-Meow remains animpeccablepun.)

Sounds like the annual crossover, Ray quips in what might beLegends most meta moment ever.

John, Charlie, and Zari make it out, leaving chaos in their wake.

Did they really just all kill each other?

Dont think about it, Charlie replies.

Its a good strategy, considering theyve got many more calamities to get through before fixing reality.

They report to Hank, have cool code names, and like firing guns.

ItsCharlies Angels onlyLegends very own Charlie cant seem to infiltrate them.

Charlie escapes, but not before learning that the men perished because of the fairy godmother in Salem.

As it turns out, stopping the fairy godmother didnt change a thing.

(Security at the Time Bureaus super lax in every reality, it seems.)

One iteration kills off Hank and Nate; another kills off Gary.

Alas, nothings ever that easy, even if Zaris human again as well.

Johns nose begins to bleed just as Charlie reports the good news, and he passes out.

Charlie, of course, doesnt like this plan.

(Current John still has flashes of the other timeline, you see.)

Sara doesnt believe John would time-travel he didnt join the Legends when she tried to recruit him, remember?

so she has the team grab their weapons and get ready to shoot the various versions.

Even then, though, reality still isnt completely repaired.

And with that, Charlie recognizes her importance to the team.

Too bad Saras decided to have Ray and Mick fire at John anyway.

Charlie apologizes to Zari for being selfish, which Zari forgives her.

Ava even ends up bonding with Mick, having finally read his novel.

All seems well but theyre not.