But like usual, they came together and found their way out of it … for now.
Lets get into it.
So, yes, Donner Pass.
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Thats where Demon Ray (a.k.a.
Neron in Rays body) takes Constantine after fleeing the Waverider.
The Big Bad wants Johnny to help him open a doorway to hell to get his beloved Tabitha back.
On the ship, theyve predicted that Demon Ray must need Constantine alive for something.
Sara hesitates, but Mick doesnt.
So theyre buried under … in Donner Pass … but Mick wont let anyone turn him into beef jerky.
Things arent going well at headquarters either.
Garys nipple has returned with a vengeance, literally.
Hes somehow finagled Ava into letting him conduct performance reviews.
Mona notices quickly that something is wrong as everyone keeps reciting Gary Green is all the man we need.
(I hope someday Gary can run for office and use that amazing slogan.)
Mona voices her concerns to Nora and they start to investigate separately.
New girls, just FYI: Separately is never a good idea on this show.
Demon Ray takes Constantine to a Celtic Village in 55 B.C.E.
The demonologist doesnt mind though; he tells Demon Ray that hes ready for hell.
And many of those people who dont belong there were sent by Constantine himself.
Luckily Charlie breaks the ice, err not literally, and the two make up.
Sara decides to take Rays advice.
Its just like the Legends to do something dumb and have it work out, you know.
Mona exclaims she doesnt want to die alone when her Kaupe side comes out and tells her she isnt.
She takes her Wolfie alter-ego into Garys office, where she sees what hes really been doing.
HYPNOTIZING PEOPLE WITH HIS NIPPLE, WHICH HAS AN EYEBALL UNDERNEATH.
She explains the nipple situation and takes care of it by BITING IT OFF.
John frees the puca, chops off his ancestors hand, and then fights Demon Ray.
John is about to kill Demon Ray when Mick shouts out, Dont give up on haircut.
John says hes going to save Ray and jumps into hell.
Demon Ray uses the opportunity to pull his beloved Tabitha out of hell.
Its the Fairy Godmother, I kid you not.
Nerons beloved, Tabitha, is the Fairy Godmother.
Then Ray Palmers face makes out with the Fairy Godmother.
I have now seen everything.
Because before the episode ends, we see John Constantine fall into a dumpster in the worst place imaginable.
