Stop, collaborate, and LISTEN!
And lets not forget: They will receive that righteous indoctrination via a cuddle from Kev.
Thats the kind of guaranteed, no take-backs hope audiences could probably get behind right now.
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That got an LOL outta me.
So, naturally, he scribbles no dirty stuff yo on them and heads on his merry way.
But empathy is not Yvettes specialty; staying on message no matter the circumstances is Yvettes specialty.
Hes just going to keep hanging the no dirty stuff posters.
Relationship issues, credit card debt?
Because even if youre winning, its still addiction!
Kevin says hell get his own ride (and stop harassing people?
To which Kevin and I both say,Really?!
Seems like kind of a Slayer-Watcher situation to me.
Kevin says it might help if he knew a little more about her, and I agree.
Who is she?Whatis she?
Why doesnt she have a better handle on this situation?
Kevin finds Amy working on the truck before he heads to his party.
And while that could be true, it seems like Amy may be projecting a bit here.
So it’s possible for you to feel comfortable with me.
Thats how you connect with people: You share a little bit of yourself with them, right?
Hypocritical, but right… Kevin says he left because he hated his life.
Because he had all these things, but they didnt matter.
I was miserable, Kevin says.
And I felt like a jerk for being miserable.
Kevin encourages Jake to be honest with his father and even offers to come along for moral support.
And lets just say…Kristen isinterestedinanythingforFREE.
No, lets say more, actually: Kristen takes Kevin back to her place and they sleep together.
Its not exactly the rekindled romance Kevin had in mind.
Millions of years and you have the same hang-ups youve always had.
If its consenting adults, I dont care!
More of this supportive, free-love Yvette, c’mon.
A TV show about selflessness Kevin (Probably) Saves the Worldjust gets weirder and weirder.
But she seems very much uninterested: Were not doing this again, right?
Kevin says he knows they broke up years ago, but Kristen cuts him off.
According to her, they never broke up.
Kevin just went off to college and stopped calling her back.
Surprisingly, Jakes conversation with his dad seems to have been more successful.
Enter his dad in the background of the brewery…collapsing from a heart attack.
This is all your fault!
Jake hisses at Kevin as the paramedics kill the ambulance doors.
The universe can bite me, Im done!
Kevin yells at Yvette, saying hes an expert ignorer, and thats just what he plans to do.
But as weve already seen, the universe is no Kristen-in-high-school; she willnotbe ignored.
Apparently Deputy Nate showed up at her university with a new carburetor for the truck.
She wants Kevin to just worry about himself and getting better, and not concern himself with her business.
You make a run at control everyone in your life, but you are out of control!
Amy slams the trucks hood in anger…
Right on Kevins hand.
This righteous soul is going to the hospital one way or another, it seems.
Shes not talking to herself out by the truck, obviously; shes talking to her dead husband.
Like the truck is haunted by John?
Because that would be cool.
But no, they worked on the truck together, so it feels like her last conduit to him.
About anything, Kevin says.
I can be your haunted truck!
Oh Kev, never change.
Except for the necessary spiritual adjustments you should probably make to save the world, of course.
It was never Jake that the world was pointing Kevin toward at all.
The elevator doors open to reveal Kevin, soaking wet.
Yvette is elated when he tells her about the nautical elevator: A vision!
You accomplished your mission, and the universe has rewarded you.
I was nothing total emptiness.
Im not going back to that.
Kevin says he gets it Yvette wants to be his partner in crime, his ride-or-die.
Ironically, Amy pulls up at that moment listening to Closing Time by Semisonic.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end.
Kevin goes home and calls Kristen, speaking as though hes in his freshman year of college.
Its a bold move, and dammit, its adorable.
Kristen thinks so too.
Outside, Amy has installed the (not-haunted) trucks carburetor and shes ready to take a ride.
Kevin hops in, and theyre on their way toward a new beginning.
