Even film’s co-writer, Joss Whedon, liked a tweet saying so!
The world-destroying glowing-box-collecting speechifying bore with an army of disposable CGI minions was a pile of growling cliches.
One quibble: C’mon, The Flash helps save the entire planet andstillcan’t get his dad paroled?

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Miss: Ben Affleck’s Batman
You’ve heard of actors phoning it in?
This performance felt more like a weary 2 a.m. text message.
The mid-film sewer battle was endless muddled chaos.

Ezra Miller as the Flash in ‘Justice League’.Clay Enos/Warner Bros. Pictures/DC Comics
The climax was free of suspense.
Odd since Zack Synder, who made300, clearly knows how to compose an action scene.
/ “Itchy … weird on so many levels.”

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The most cringe-howl dialogue since mopey Anakin Skywalker’s “I hate sand” monologue.
Runner-up: Cyborg’s “Booyah!”
Hit: Danny Elfman’s score
His best?

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without an alien strongman to keep them in line was supe cynical.
Miss: The CGI
Has a $300 million movie ever looked so … unconvincing?
Were no Brainiac, but were certain the result would make a superior film.

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