I know the crowd Im in.
Read on below for some of the highlights from last night.
Last time I was here was last year.
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It was before the election and then I sort of blacked out what happened?
Did my candidate win?
He also appeared dumbfounded at the 10 to 15 percent of Obama voters [that] voted for Trump.
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That seems like a good natural evolution.
Have you ever been shocked but flattered at the same time?
Minhaj asked the crowd, describing his response.
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He then impersonated a member of ISIS: You know who we need?
We need, like, an Indian boy band member.
What is Hasan Minhaj up to these days?
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I dont want to hear it, Chad.
Im not saying every Samsung blows up.
Im just saying every time a cell phone blows up, it happens to be a Samsung.
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Im tired of this culture where we have to accommodate you people.
He cited the pro-life versus pro-choice debate as an example.
It feels like theres a giant asteroid heading toward the earth, but its shaped like a penis.
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I think Im going to die, but I know Im going to laugh.
According to OBrien, heres how the conversation went down.
AS: Coffee in the morning, huh?CO: Yeah, coffee in the morning.
He brought out a trumpeter to play the song while introducing Mulaney.
John Oliver on America as a defiant nation
America is a defiant nation.
Some would argue youre not at your finest, he said.
Just holding her hair back saying, Shh, let it all out.
You just made a mistake, thats all.
You cant repeat this mistake, otherwise you become less sympathetic.
