Paul Reiser!).
Shall we bounce some Stupid Questions off this smart-ass?
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Your new show is titledThe Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale.
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I, uh… hold on one second.
Ive gotten distracted by my own reflection while answering this question.
Can you repeat the question?
How will you differentiate your show fromMy Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman?
So well be like, Ladies and gentleman, Kelly Ripa!
Screwed it up again.
Defend yourself.Look, Im in total agreement that they should have never given me the job.
But if its any consolation, Im half Norwegian and half Irish.
How would you sum up your hosting strategy in five words or less?Dont f it up.
Or: Dont f it up, dummy.
Exactly what are you the host with the most of?I will not dignify that with a response.
Now I know why magazines are dying questions like that.
Whom would you like to ban?Kim Jong-un.
Assad, the leader of Syria.
And the girl fromSmall Wonder.
Those three will never come on the show, no matter how much they beg.
The cast ofBad Momscannot come on if they are in character.
They can come on out of character.
But those moms, theyre bad!
Would you want Bad Moms coming on your show?
No, he answered himself!
Tip 2: Definitely some sort of spear.
Tip 3: If its Seacrest, frosted.
Or just the bikini bottom.
If your questions were scented, what would they smell like?Victory.
And everyone knows napalm smells like toasted almonds.
Oh, wait I might be having a stroke.
Which of your old jobsleastprepared you for this one?Pearl diver.
You play Chevy Chase in the new Netflix movieA Futile and Stupid Gesture.
Were tired of asking about aCommunityreunion movie, and youre tired of being asked.
Id like to quote you out of context.
Go.I didnt know a pitchfork could dothat.
