Another celebrity split has rocked Hollywood.

Thats what were here for.

How could this be happening?

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Okay, well how long have they been together?

Aniston and Theroux have technically only been married two-and-a-half years but theyve been in a relationship for seven.

Theygot engaged in 2012after Justin proposed to Jen on his birthday.

So when did they get married?

Didnt it seem like they were happy?

As far as celebrity marriages go theirs was an almost remarkably rumor-free one.

Now Im becoming more particular about the projects I take, she told themagazine.

So then whats the deal with this divorce?

Technically its not a divorce yet.

Today they just announced their separation.

Fine, so whats the deal with this separation?

Officially: They grew apart.

Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone elses fictionalized narrative.

Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.

Well, this is awkward…can you speculate anyway?

What are we all supposed to do now?

Besides questioning the meaning of love?

Thats up to you.