This is a great tradition.
Because Id like to hear the story about how dead Michael is currently standing before Jane and Rafael.
I understand that this is a telenovela, but we need details!
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He talks slowly and owns a pet dog.
Oh, and he has amnesia.
To quote Jane, Yeah, but you were dead.
Thank goodness Rafael is there with answers.
Who could be behind a man coming back from the dead?
Well, its Rose, of course.
Villains gotta vill, even from jail, and Rose is the worst.
She told Rafael that she orchestrated Michaels death.
So how did he get amnesia?
We learn that four years ago, Michael woke up in a field in Montana with no memories.
A lady was there and encouraged him to start over.
And got a dog named Bo.
Jane is quick to remind Michael that he was a really good person.
news that Michael is back and he goes by Jason now because he remembers nothing.
While Jane catches her breath, Petra loses hers.
Remember how JR jumped in front of Petra to wrestle a gunman down, shooting him/her in the process?
Who was the gunman and is that person dead?
Its Milos, Petras ex-husband, and no he is not dead.
JR points the gun in Milos direction as he begs Petra not to call the police.
Petra hesitates, considering the offer, and JR loses it.
The next day, Rogelio prepares himself to see Michael again.
He does not want Jane to be offended.
Father and daughter primp in front of the mirror.
The door rings and severs the moment.
Michael comes in and recognizes no one.
Not even Rogelio de la Vega.
Later, Michaels mom comes by and is overjoyed that her son is alive!
Rafael whispers good luck to Jane and heads to his house to start packing.
She wants to find out Roses angle, but Rafael forbids her from seeing Rose.
All brains are different and its not an exact science.
Super helpful, doctor.
He diagnoses a good old fashioned walk down Memory Lane.
They will start tomorrow.
For now, Jane will lose it in a classic Jane Villanueva way.
Gina Rodriguezshines in a long soliloquy that lasts several minutes.
She clicks through all of the random, crazy things that enter her mind.
Is she still Michaels wife?
Theres not really anything official that talks about someone dead who comes back to life.
Does she feel married?
Watching your husbands casket drop down into the ground can make a girl feel not so much married anymore.
But wait, thats not Michael.
He looks like Michael, and smells like Michael, but has the emotional range of a teaspoon.
Its not her Michael.
I mean shes been circling widow on medical papers for four years.
And what about Rafael?
They were supposed to be engaged.
Can you believe he went through the trouble to bring Michael Jason back?
He started a new job so Jane could write from home and take care of their family.
What is she supposed to tell Mateo?
Maybe she needs to join a support group.
Is there one for husbands who came back from the dead?
My thoughts exactly, Jane.
And someone give Gina Rodriguez an Emmy nomination.
The next day, she takes Michael on his life story tour.
It starts at the door where they first met and she thought he was a stripper.
Then they head to the food truck for a light snack.
Suddenly Petra comes blowing through and rejoices in seeing Michaels reincarnated form.
She moves in to hug him and he hugs her back.
And when I say hugs, I mean HUGS.
Then he has the audacity to ask Jane if he ever had a thing with Petra.
YOU WILL NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH PETRA, JASON.
Sadly, I think we may be going in that direction.
Petra finds Milos hiding in the girls giant stuffed bear and turns him into the police.
JR comes to the suite to retrieve her stuff and Petra professes her love.
JR doesnt care and walks right out of Petras life.
Leaving a nice love-shaped hole in Petras heart for someone to fill.
In fact, hes not feeling Jane.
Hed rather walk down Memory Lane digitally.
Jane agrees to give him pictures and videos so he can come to his own conclusions.
She feels erased and finally cries huge tears as Alba and Xo comfort her.
Thankfully, Michael comes back and apologizes.
Hes also been sad about Michaels amnesia and fell into the loving arms of Rafael for some TLC.
While Rogelio goes down to the car, Xo asks Rafael how hes feeling.
The poor guy cries buckets of tears.
Hes scared hes going to lose Jane to the love of her life.
Is Michael the love of Janes life?
According to the sweet montage, it would appear so.
They will not wait for things to calm down because lets face it, things will never calm down.
Rafael is elated and they share a passionate kiss.
Although she does pick Rafael, Jane continues to help Michael.
Meanwhile, Luisa calls Rafael and tells him that she is going to visit Rose.
She has to know why Rose took Michael.
We still dont know.
Who is broadcasting live from prison.
Now theres a story Id like to hear.
