When welast left Jane, she was safely in the arms of Rafael.
He is the one she loves.
He is the one she will spend the rest of her life with forever and ever.
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Unless, of course, the guilt eats her alive first.
And everyone knows Catholic guilt is the worst.
She might technically still be married to Michael.
This wont stop Jane from planning her future, though.
As she prepares to move out of the house, Jorge moves in.
Remember how he and Alba got married so Jorge could get a travel permit to see his mother?
Albas heart is all in.
Unfortunately, the good times are thwarted when Michael wanders through the door with his dog.
Nothing says awkward like your current boyfriend sliding your underwear across the floor in front of your maybe husband.
Jane brushes the embarrassment aside and marches on, forcing herself to help Michael with her handy color-coded calendar.
Ignoring his sarcastic undertones and lack of personality, they head to the Marbella.
The call from the lawyer couldnt have come at a better time.
Unfortunately, the news is not what she hoped for.
She and Michael are still married.
Michaels death certificate is now nullified since hes once again among the land of the living.
Rafael has a solution.
Jane needs to divorce Michael.
Good Catholic girls dont divorce unless they want to take up permanent residence in hell.
No one wants that.
Think of what the heat will do to her hair!
Jane uses birth control and has sex.
Why is this any different?
Janes answer is simple: Marriage is a sacrament.
Hes worried that Xo is lonely now that hes back on set filmingThe Passions of Steve and Brenda.
Whats worse is that River Fields has more dialogue than he does.
Because River knows how to suck up to the writers.
There are few people in this world who can pass up a delicious cookie in exchange for lines.
River is officially playing hardball.
Rogelio sees Rivers cookies and raises her with a kayak or RoBoat.
He thinks this will give the writers enough praise to give him back his own monologue.
The one line hes been given better reflects his journey.
Do these writers know anything about amnesia?
Rogelio to the rescue!
He will produce a real-life amnesiac to prove that he is totally monologue-worthy.
He just has to make a quick call first.
Jane reads a text from her dad, laughing that he wants Michael to consult on his show.
After explaining what a telenovela is (sacrilege), Michael agrees to help Rogelio for $600.
Thats half of what Jane took home from selling his car.
Like the Catholic guilt, Michael is officially the worst.
The shot glass was from Bourbon Street!
The night someone spilled a drink on Jane!
Janes face contorts in a way that proves shes trying to remain calm, but she is clearly emotional.
Regrettably, its an episode he watched ofNCIS.
Jane has never been to New Orleans.
This amnesia is cramping her style.
Moreover, Luisa needs to hold it together and not let Rose get to her.
Ironically, its Rafael who loses his cool.
Rose tells Rafael that he should be thanking her for taking out the competition.
She also teases him, knowing that Rafael wonders if the memory trick is reversible.
Rafael storms away in a huff, leaving Luisa to hear the truth.
So romantic, right?
Meanwhile, on thePassionsset, Michael proves to be more of an adversary than an ally.
With his one-word answers, the writers feel that Rogelios line needs to be boiled down to one word.
It seems that amnesiacs ask the question what 9 times out of ten.
Annoyed, Rogelio works out a plan while he introduces Michael to River.
She also compliments Jane for taking such good care of him by offering rock-solid support in his recovery.
So he brings her to set.
Xo scolds him, plays the cancer card, and demands he act professionally.
When he does, everyone applauds Xo for being the Rogelio Whisperer.
Xos reacts with shock.
We dont know what was on the paper.
Speaking of shock, Jane has reached a breaking point.
A full-on panic attack forces her to process all of her emotions.
What if Michael gets his memory back?
Shes supposed to tell him that she filed for divorce two weeks after he got back?
She loves him and cant stand to see him in limbo.
Rafael calls to fill Jane in on what went down at the prison.
He adds a layer to Janes Catholic guilt by telling her Roses plot to erase Michaels memory was random.
She invites him into her home.
Because Luisa is not the brightest bulb in the box.
Michael arrives and tells Jane that he is done.
He gets that shes upset, but he is not her Michael anymore.
Hes a victim (thank you, River) and is walking away from a bad experience.
She agrees and Jason takes her line dancing.
How do we know?
Because he kisses her.
Its not like that.
The moment was not romantic.
This is definitely not a good thing and Jane knows it.
She ends up telling Rafael and promises him that she is getting a divorce.
She will make hellfire her new cottage home.
Damnation will be fine.
Jane arrives a few days later at Jasons hotel room, requesting the divorce papers.
Jason says the dog ate them and Jane agrees to have another set drawn up.
Of course, Jason is LYING and that is confirmed by the divorce papers he holds in his hands.
Is this the sign of a spark?
Is Jason falling for Jane?
Something tells me our boy Jason is sketchy.
Id bet a shot of pickleback that he is playing dirty.
