Sneaking around trying to find covert places to make out proves to be both titillating and annoying.
But Jane and Raf are determined to keep their clandestine relationship under wraps for the time being.
Shes ahead of schedule and brunch with the family has never been so fun.
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If only Petra and Rafael were on decent terms, life would be really good.
Unfortunately, the reconciliation occurs after Petra is arrested for her sisters murder.
Upon seeing JR, our little jail bird melts into a graphic fantasy about her lawyer.
Only one person could be so bold as to plant evidence and thats Petras mother.
To top things off, Petras publisher puts a pin in the book after hearing about her arrest.
Janes writing career suddenly vanishes.
How many people can be screwed in one scenario?
Later, everyone gathers into the dining room for an impromptu Villanueva job fair.
The studios recommendation of River Fields just wont do.
Of course they want the holy grail of actresses who remains just out of Rogelios reach.
Xo wishes her husband luck and heads out to teach hip-hop with an attractive fellow dance instructor named Brad.
Why are we given so much information about this Brad character?
It just so happens that the colleague is Professor Chavez.
The handsome guy Jane almost lost her virginity to but cried helplessly instead during grad school?
Not only does she pull a muscles doing the deed, but her mom interrupts the fun.
Thats one in the victory column!
Xo melts into her chair during a class visit after being called to answer a question.
Thats one in the defeat column.
Petras life isnt much better.
JR finally admits that shes been two-timing her.
A long time ago, she tampered with evidence to get a client off.
Someone found out about the transgression and threatened to expose JR.
The mystery person behind the burner phones believes the scales should be evened out.
JR was tasked with doing everything she could to get Petra in jail.
Petra naturally flies off the handle and threatens to have her lawyer disbarred.
Petra peruses the file and notices one of the photos includes a right hand in the shot.
Magda has a hook for a hand.
This couldnt be her mother.
Or, she could be working with someone.
Jane is a touch disappointed that he turned down a perfectly good job to take on something risky.
Rafaels tongue down her throat helps keep her mind off of worrying.
Jane and Rafael text their thoughts back and forth.
Rafael admits that he is irritated that Jane cant support him for wanting something bigger in his life.
The next day, Jane preps her lecture and spies Chavez making out with a young grad student.
Call it what you want, but it seems pretty skeevy.
Speaking of stalking, Rogelio is a master of all things Eva Longoria.
In fact, with his extensive research, he learned that he and Eva are distant relatives.
Since Eva is pregnant, she feels a closeness to family and agrees to have a meeting with Rogelio.
Its good for the baby.
I wonder if Rogelio told her that?
Eva thinks that Rogelios project sounds interesting.
The script needs a little work, but shes confident she can bring the character to life.
She only needs a screen test.
Just in case he cant rise up to her level.
For once, Rogelio bows to greatness and agrees to the test.
Back on campus, Jane debates if she should tell Chavezs grad student Marissa what a tool hes being.
It turns out that Chavez has a reputation for dating young grad students.
Jane is unable to concentrate during her lecture because Marissa is listening in on the class.
It doesnt help that Janes bump and grind injury causes her to trip and inadvertently grab Marissas chest.
We find Jane defending herself to the class professor, as well as Chavez.
She ends by proclaiming a relationship like that would be entirely inappropriate and one she would never enter.
Across town, Rogelio mentally prepares to make out with Eva Longoria.
I think Rogelio could have powered through the kissing cousin moment, but Eva taps out.
Or she has one of her assistants tap out.
I fully support this decision because Brooke Shields is everything.
Rogelio asks Xo if she can watch Baby, but Xo is not having it.
She berates Rogelio for not supporting her.
She wants someone who cares about what she wants in life.
Xo storms out of the door and into the apartment of Hip-Hop Brad.
Now I get it.
Rafael sees the silver lining and is eager to start again.
Jane confesses that shes relieved.
She doesnt want to teach.
She wants to write.
Rafael encourages her to do just that and Jane smiles.
Rafael is the only thing she is sure about in her life and she wants the world to know.
Lets DTR and make it official on Facebook!
Last but not least, JR finds a loophole for the judge to rule the screws inadmissible in court.
Petra dictates a text message for JR to send to the mysterious burner phone owner.
She instructs JR to tell them that she wants to meet in person.
Either way this deal goes down, someone is about to get screwed.
