Case in point: Jane was a virgin for several seasons.
Especially since Luisa froze all of Rafaels funds, which made Mateos tuition check bounce.
After all, Alba trades a roof over Rafaels head for fitness tips.
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Plus, shes doing his laundry.
What is Jane supposed to do?
Blow off some steam with her hot new boyfriend, thats what.
Mom Jane turns into Fun Jane the minute she walks into Adams loft.
She schools all of his friends in beer pong, endearing herself to everyone in the room.
Adam enjoys both her Bruce Wayne and Batman personalities, excited that he gets to be her Alfred.
While Jane dabbles in the joy of frat boy games, Rafael and Petra swing in the opposite direction.
Petra wants to ask her ex-boyfriend Chuck.
Rafael wants to approach rich, single, hotel maven Katherine Cortes.
I agree with Jane.
Mature Relationship Petra and Rafael are B-O-R-I-N-G.
Rafael chooses to not dip into his newfound relationship tone with Jane.
It will cost them, but the tuition is significantly less than private school.
Rafael refuses because hes convinced he will get the Marbella back and this entire conversation will be moot.
Once again, Janes frustrations take her straight to Adam.
Jane feigns happiness, wishing him all the luck in the world.
Her eyes pop when he says, If you want me to stay, I will.
I see you, writers.
You are trying to make me love Adam as much as I loved Michael.
Adam has been given 72 hours to decide.
How will this ever work?
Darci has a solution.
Jane should fill out one of her compatibility quizzes where an algorithm tells you if someone is your soulmate.
Also, why is Darci in the room giving Jane advice?
Darci lives with Xo and Rogelio.
Fun times for everyone!
#sarcasm
Rogelio is slowly going mad now that he has to put up with Darci every day.
The younger, ab-tastic version of Rogelio?
A) How dare you?
B) That pose is soooo 2014.
(See Rogelios Twitter account from three years ago.
)Rogelio declares that he will never shoot another scene with Fabian again.
Thats why they are going to kill one of them off.
A focus group of women will decide their fates.
Just like a telenovela!
Then Jane heads over to Adams place to have a mature conversation about their future.
One thing leads to another and Bruce Wayne and Alfred start making out on an inflatable swan.
the air-filled water fowl pops, and Adam suggests they take things to the bedroom.
The roof door is locked and the only way down is jumping to the street.
Adam swings over the edge and lands like a ninja.
Jane does not wait for him to walk back up the stairs and let her in.
Fun Jane hops off the roof and quickly becomes Invalid Jane after breaking her leg from the landing.
Jane leaves Adams house to go to the studio to pick up Mateo.
Rogelio listens as the support group praises Fabian.
Thats when Jane notices that the ringleader is none other than Fabians grandmother!
Rogelio convinces them that a rock-hard physique cant be the only thing someone brings to the table.
There has to be emotion behind all the actions.
All the women swoon and Rogelio lands the gig.
Fabian will be eaten by a scientist in the coming weeks.
Just like a telenovela!
After deciding that Katherine is the best choice for a silent partner, Petra and Rogelio weigh their options.
Although Petra can certainly handle Chuck, there is a romantic history there.
From the look on Petras face, a major line has been crossed.
That was uncalled for.
Why does this not surprise her?
He lies about everything!
Rafael refutes her idea that he is entitled.
Especially since the fake address was Albas idea.
Jane confronts Alba about the lie.
Alba explains that she did the same for Jane a long time ago.
Jane not receiving the best education was not an option.
So she gave a friends address.
She reminds Jane that she has lived a very different life these past few years.
You dont worry about things as much when you have money.
Jane softens and apologizes to Rafael for being so hard on him.
She tells Rafael that giving the school her parents address is the only option that makes sense.
Something tells me this isnt going to end well.
As Jane comes clean, so do Xo and Rogelio.
Rogelio wants to be a part of the babys life.
Darci understands, but she wants a life of her own.
She wants someone to love her, too.
Darci loves it (is that a smirk I see?)
and promises to do the best she can co-parenting this baby.
She walks off with a chip no longer on her shoulder.
Rogelio walks to the next door and shows Xo the room he created for her.
Who doesnt need a relaxation room to decompress!
We have to have an arch nemesis, right?
What I did see coming is Jane insisting that Adam take the job in Los Angeles.
There is no puke, or lice checks, or falling asleep early.
Plus, this relationship cost Mateo a spot in a very good school.
Had he known she was expected at an appointment, he would have taken her!
He would have set an alarm!
They volley back and forth until Jane shouts, OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO STAY!
Then Adam smiles and makes Jane work for a celebratory kiss.
Okay, that emotional outburst plus the comic book equal major romantic points in the Team Adam category.
I STILL LOVE YOU MICHAEL, the recapper shouted in all caps.
Things arent going so well over at the Marbella.
She wants a fresh start in the romance department.
Rafael kicks her out and saunters straight into the indecent-proposing arms of Katherine.
Petra walks out into the hallway, running into Anezka, who looks incredibly happy.
Because their mother Magda is back, with her hook arm and eye patch, cradling the twins.
And according to our favorite narrator, someone is going to die!
Which character will be marked with a death label?
Magda, Alba, Petra, Anezka, Rafael, or Luisa?
