Wait, where am I?
(As it turns out, both Xo and Alba ordered him to say that.)
He left her with the hope that theyd find their way back to each other.
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And now, thanks to a series of straight-out-of-a-telenovela coincidences, here they are.
Not to belittle Adam, but her life update is probably more exciting.
But lets not make this all about Rafael; Petra isnt having a great time either.
Anezka, who is definitely not done, texts Luisa a thumbs-up emoji.
Good to see she hasnt changed.
She says the texts she got from Rafs phone were about a business emergency.
I just hope shes dead, Petra sniffs, prompting Adams narrator to call her a real charmer.
Back off, lady.
You dont know Petras life!
As for our narrator, hes just worried this is actually Anezka masquerading as Petra after all.
But Rafael and Jane have been arguing about money lately.
Jane could use a night off, yes?
When she looks up at the stars, all she sees is Rafaels face winking at her.
He texts that hes glad the date didnt go well.
Jane downs the wine.
She heads for the open bathroom door.
She unzips her dress.
And it turns out Raf just wants to talk money.
Rafael announces, like hes fixed everything, that he paid next years tuition with Mateos trust fund.
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Janes been misreading all of Rafs mixed signals.
Reader, a confession: I was Team Michael.
But in the words of our narrator, Everyone is the hero in their own story.
And tonights Battle of the Narrators was a reminder that no ones story plays out in isolation.
People are more than roadblocks.
Maybe theyre comic books or spy dramas.
How does her idea of a happy ending match up with those around her?
Speaking of the Villanueva ladies, married life hasnt been bliss for Xo and Ro.
Darci baited him into violating the terms of their contract, which guarantees her reasonable expectation of privacy.
Revenge porn will definitely be enough to get her sole custody.
He threatens to release that footage if Darci doesnt honor their contract, and Darci angrily relents.
(Youre a horrible actor.
Well, art is very subjective.)
Darcis water breaks on the spot.
As for Rose, shes in prison asking a guy, Does anyone besides you know him?
before strangling him to death.
Now thats howJaneends a season premiere.
