Have you ever wanted to see Arnold Schwarzenegger punch a reindeer and Sinbad yell “Rodney King!”
as angry shoppers jump on top of him?
Then, boy, do I have a holiday film for you!

Credit: Everett Collection
The search includes endless high jinks and, more importantly, countless face-offs for our favorite Minnesotan.
Phil Hartman, a.k.a.
Let me know when you find me a weirder, more hilariously random collection of actors.
I’ll be waiting forever, so let’s just move on.