Having trouble letting go of that one episode of your favorite series?
Grieving a gone-too-soon show?
And so Gruntilda builds a machine that can transfer Tootys beauty over to her.
Credit: Nintendo
Yes, this whimsical game is both animal- and patriarchy-themed.
All of the dialogue is babbles and grunts translated via text on the screen.
your little sister cries.
I feel all funny!
With her shiny black hair and perfectly sculpted eyebrows, she now looks like a missing, green-skinned Kardashian.
The jangly music of failure plays, and your sister is now permanently a grunting oaf with blonde-pigtails.
And to reiterate: This happened every single time you stopped playing the game.
Not lost the game, just saved and stopped.Banjo-Kazooieblackmailed you into never quitting with a David Cronenberg short.
No, YouTube commenter, you did not done goofed.
The game itself done goofed, and we all let them get away with it.
