Gary Janettiis ready to look inward.
These are essays from my childhood and young adulthood about things that still annoy me, Janetti says.
Janetti is married to his longtime partner, TV personality Brad Goreski.

Gary Janetti.Credit: Courtesy Gary Janetti
On the contrary, I wish there were more of it.
I wish there were a way to slash at least another fifty percent of all human interaction.
I wish to God I were a millennial.
Id be so good at it.
Better than these shitty ones.
Id be avoiding people.
Id be working from home.
Id be watching TV on my laptop.
They dont know the nightmare it was to actually have to talk to people all the time.
And we werent allowed to have social anxiety like you are now.
Nobody even knew about it.
I would have been in heaven if I could have suffered from anxiety.