Breaking news fromKevin Can Waitland: Vanessa has a boyfriend!
Or, had a boyfriend!
This is a disarmingly large development but one which, frankly, we should have seen coming.
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but Ive never once stopped to ask: What does Vanessas love life even look like?
Does she, too, have a spouse who died in a freak web connection scheduling accident?
They dance (and definitely out-salsa Vanessas father!)
and banter (in a comical/humorous way!)
Spoiler alert: It doesnotgo well!
Vanessa falls, and its super embarrassing!
Off screen, the ghost of Donna rolls over in her [place of rest TBD].
Its what friends do, he replies.
This is the moment.
Then Kevin makes a joke about a chocolate fondue fountain.
Love doesnt have a clock!
I dont know just a theory!
We have fun here.
