How often do you say to yourself on Wednesday, Wow, this week isnt over yet?
Well, stop crying because at least youre not John Wick!
Hell, Id even argue that no one has ever had a longer week than our favorite pencil-using assassin.
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Lets start from the beginning: We literally meet him as hes bleeding and on the verge of death.
I bet youve never had a Monday morning like that!
I guess technically neither has John, since that was more like his Wednesday.
On second thought, that might be an even worse start to a week.
And those good times lasted for one whole night.
And then those savages dragged poor Daisys body right next to a passed out John.
And yet, that is still not one of Keanus two mostinteresting bus rides.
Also, theres no way they are getting all of that blood out!
Have you ever tried killing someone while listening to house music?
I havent, but I cant imagine its pleasant.
On the bright side, it seemed like more a criminal front than a real church.
But now, yeah, Im thinking Im back.
Not thankfully, that ends up getting Marcus killed.
And Im guessing that John isnt a guy with a huge friend circle.
Could this beA Dogs Purposesituation and Marcus is the dog?
Wait,John Wick: Chapter 2picks up only four days later?!
So were only at like Humpday?!
Okay, then lets keep going.
Returning home, John immediately buries all of his assassin stuff back underground.
You know what, I blame John.
Why the rush to bury your gear?
Take a little bit of me time first.
John refuses Santinos request, resulting in the bad guy blowing up Johns house.
With John and his puppy barely surviving the blast, its back to hotel life.
And technically he doesnt kill her, she kills herself but this one is still going on his conscious.
And when it finally looks like he got away, boom, hit by another car.
John wins the fight but is injured (how many stab and gunshot wounds does he have this week?
), prompting him to seek the help of underground crime lord the Bowery King (Laurence Fishburne).
While he was already kind of homeless, hes now officially homeless with this crew.
Eventually, John tracks Santino to the Continental and breaks the hotels rules by killing him on the grounds.
Good news: Hes given an hour head start and one marker for future use.
Let hell week continue!
John Wick: Chapter 3 Parabellumopens in theaters on Friday.
