The Girls handle things at home, at work, and in the bedroom.
First up is the FBI.
Beth and Annie convene in Rubys kitchen to debate their newfound business now that the FBI is complicating things.
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But Beth almost instantly shoots back, You know how much a criminal lawyer costs?
Still-clueless Stan interrupts their project management meeting because he wants to show off his officer uniform.
Its his first day as an officer in training, and hes adorably proud.
The other problem plaguing Annie at least is that Sadie is going to Hawaii with her dad and Nancy.
Beths loading her car when another parent stops her to ask her to volunteer for something.
The mom sees the bullet holes in Beths minivan.
Oh my god, what happened to your car?
Instead of answering, he puts a duffel bag filled with cash in her car.
This aint the Girls Scouts.
You cant give the cookies back, he deadpans.
Ruby brings up the possibility of stores testing the bills to see if theyre counterfeit.
I once saw a guy at 7-Eleven get straight up tased, she shares.
We can do this.
Were just normal women, shopping, she assures everyone, especially herself.
With money to burn, baby, Annie says eagerly.
The checkout girl then pulls out a massive machine as Beth nervously asks her what the contraption is.
We use this to check our large bills, the woman explains.
Apparently the pen thingy never really worked.
Cash is fine, she says with a smile.
Seriously, Brian, in-home installation couldve worked just as well.
Ruby is at home, trying to safely stash the green-banded stacks.
She decides to put the money in a sewing box decorated with kittens right before Stan finds her.
He asks her how her double shifts went and she asks for an update on Saras dance class.
I left it at work, she quickly answers.
Its covered in ketchup and frustration.
He tells her he wants to be useful, but she deflects by telling him he should be resting.
Surrounded by the TVs still in their boxes, Annie is enjoying ice cream but feeling lonely.
At first she tries Sadie, but feeling guilty, she hangs up.
He insists hes getting a glass of water, but he straight up ghosts.
Unfortunately for Annie, he also makes off with the Shop City receipt.
Annie calls for a problem-solving meeting with the girls, insisting that the guy stole the receipt.
Knowing her sister all too well, Beth laughingly asks Annie if she checked her pocket.
Regardless of his name, the guy is off the grid and not answering Annies calls or texts.
Can we hey stop calling him Gang Friend?
Ruby asks before she guesses Rios name is Ron.
Rubys look and response make it clear she knows something is happening between Beth and Gang Friend.
BETH: Mark Teds boss!
[pause] Hired Bill.
[pause] Overhauled the entire division with Ed!
RITA [visibly confused and struggling to catch up]: Ed Fielding?
BETH: What other Ed would I be talking about?
How long have you worked here?
RITA: 15 years.
BETH: Wow, Rita.
Just get me that list.
And, yet, this is actually thesecondbest scene in the entire episode.
But before we get to the first, the girls go to confront Brian at his home.
When his wife asks whos at the door, Beth tells her that they have the wrong apartment.
In the best scene of the night, the girls are dumpster diving, looking for the receipt.
Pretty quickly they think theyve found it, but it turns out to be a Starbucks receipt.
Annie twists her knife deeper as she calls out Beth for never calling out Dean.
But Beth assures Annie that Brians wife (like Beth) knew exactly what is happening in their marriage.
This is like a bad movie, Sara wittily responds.
Im on Facebook, too, before giving Beth their payday.
I squirm, though, as Rio directs Beth to tell Turner that theyre having an affair.
Before I can figure it out, though, Rios final direction is to make him sound good.
Back at the hospital, Beth and Annie surprise Ruby with a pink bakery box.
Those better be donuts.
Those better not be whack-ass cheese Danish, Ruby warns her friends.
And then I died.
Just kidding, but, dammmmn, Girls, you gotta give me a break here!
Either way, something tells me Beth will continue to take care of business.
