They’re speaking Spanish and slurring their words, presumably drunk on alcohol and the intoxication of their affair.
“What do you want here, Ruby?”
“You wanna act like nothing’s wrong?
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You wanna watch reality TV?
Well, guess what, baby?
I’m living it.
Even after Ruby tries to defend herself, he doesn’t want to hear it.
They made bail.”
“Or you could just pull the trigger,” Dean urgently reminds her.
He gently moves her hair to the side as he tells her she did her best.
He caresses her chin and she looks both relieved and enamored.
And, then, in a flash, Rio turns and shoots him.
“Now we’re good, darling,” Rio finishes.
Annie offers with hilariously feigned enthusiasm.
“He’s gonna kill me,” Beth says matter-of-factly.
Boomer indignantly tells Jimmy he’s being played as he’s tossed out of the agent’s apartment.
asking Ruby how Uncle Dean got shot.
Meanwhile, at Beth’s, the kids are asking her the same thing.
He tells her forensics (ahem) found a pen cap in the store.
She drops the L word (lawyer) before kicking him out.
I mean it’s got pillows, it’s got throws, it’s got duvets on it!"
before he asks her to get out of that bed"for us."
“It’s too much,” Ruby laments for many reasons.
My pen has power."
The van Ruby saw is a courier service that takes the evidence from the police station to the lab.
The night before they’re set to launch Operation: Pen Cap-er (see what I did there?
“Their kids have birthdays, too,” Ruby solemnly replies.
Ruby’s already inside, two people ahead of the courier.
Despite their failed mission, Beth invites Jimmy over for what I hope is a yet-to-be-revealed reason.
And while she doesn’t explicitly admit to criminal activity, she does wind up apologizing.
Jimmy smugly replies, “My mama used to say, ‘Sorry don’t cut it.'”
Ihaveto believe something more calculated was happening.
Ruby is so stunned, she doesn’t even register when a representative finally answers.
Boomer, meanwhile, is sad drunk dancing with a stranger in a bar when Jimmy shows up.
Boomer starts crying, grateful to finally be believed.
Annie just keeps saying “WOW!”
Rio scoops up the boy but leaves a fast food bag on the bench.
“What is it?”
both Annie and Ruby ask Beth.
We are left hanging as the credits roll and I suddenly have an overwhelming urge for streusel and crafting.
Martha would be so disappointed.
