In fact, its a pretty terrible one.
Dont shoot the messenger, Kaiju fans.
As the title promises, this sequel to 2014s aggressively mediocre reboot is more than just a one-lizard show.

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Vera Farmiga and Kyle Chandler star as married scientists whove split up since the cataclysmic climax of the original.
Basically, her M.O.
Chandlers Mark thinks this is a bad idea (right on, Coach Taylor!).
The usually-welcome Charles Dance also pops up as a villain because any movie this big and phoned-in requires one.
Reviewing the 2014 franchise launcher, I wrote thatGodzillafelt like two movies Scotch-taped together.
The same is true here only more so.
And this time around, the skyscraper-sized titans are solid enough.
The monsters are too darkly shot and edited too frenetically as if hes trying to hide something.
Plus, it takes too long to get to them.
Its the cinematic equivalent of getting stuffed on bread.
Were never given the opportunity to truly soak up the grandeur of Godzilla and company.
King Ghidorah, a.k.a.
When you do get a moment or two to really feast your eyes on him (her?
), he/shes impressively destructive and majestic.