NetflixsFuller Houseis back with the second half of season 3 and weve recapped all nine of the new episodes.
Read on for the best (and worst!)
parts, the funniest lines, and each half hours nostalgia score.
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(And need a refresher on the first half of the season?
Check it outhere.)
(And hey, cool detail: The theme songs in Japanese!)
(Oh, and Ramona falls in love with a Japanese pop star.)
But of course the biggest piece of business is the cliffhanger we were left on, in which D.J.
Both go on like it didnt happen, with Steve having witnessed Matt propose to her and D.J.
left stumped as to why he didnt say anything in response to her inadvertent confession on the plane.
But by the time Steve and D.J.
(He pays a physical price.)
This leaves Steve and D.J.
Im morbidly curious as to what that imported Hong Kong sushi she ordered tastes like.
The best lines:Twenty-five years ago, and hes still milking the same cow.
(Erm, sound familiar?)
Youre a veterinarian: Give him the fish heimlich!
Steve to D.J., when his wedding ring is swallowed by a fish.
I think I can fix this, and even if I cant, dont worry!
No one looks at the bride and the dress!
Or is it everyone?
Kimmy to C.J., when the latters wedding dress is eaten by a smart toilet.
They get back into the swing of things the next day.
At the ride, D.J.
runs into Steve, whom she hasnt spoken to since Japan, and they take the intense coaster together.
Later, Steve shows up at the house for them to have their long-awaited talk.
The best part:D.J.
and Steve finally having their talk.
Regardless on your feelings of them as a couple at this stage, its a sweet reunion.
The best lines:My body is still on Tokyo time.
So its 7 p.m. in the future.
What am I in the mood for tomorrow night?
Fernando, browsing the fridge at 3 a.m.
Illstick you in the butt!
Kimmy to Stephanie, no context needed
Nostalgia score:2/10.
I suppose you could count the Steve/D.J.
rekindled romance as something for the old fans?
Once inside the high school things dont go as planned for Jackson or Ramona.
Jackson slips on a slice of bologna and gets dubbed bologna boy.
Ramona is the first and only one cut from the dance team.
Over at the veterinary clinic, D.J.
and Matt get trapped in a room with Kathy and are forced to face their feelings for each other.
The two ex-lovers come to a friendly and hilarious understanding and realize they still both care for each other.
The best part:Jimmy vows to be Stephs baby daddy until never do us part.
The -og makes it cooler Chad Brad Bradley explaining his abbreviation to Ramona during tryouts
- D.J.
I wont drop you!Matt: Well you dropped me in Japan.
Unfortunately, he gets sick and D.J.
makes him stay home.
Max, being the good schoolboy he is, tries to escape, successfully fooling cool aunt Steph.
Things go from bad to worse, and D.J.
has a small confrontation Emily, who tells her that Tommy might have a speech problem.
see that Tommy is actually a little behind for his age, and D.J.
complete with a thumbs up.
Im not crying; youre crying.
We get it we live in a tech world.
This school takes a very close look at the childs family, so I need everything to be perfect.
So could you stay in the basement?
to Steph as she tries to clean up her crumbs
Morning plebeians.
Thats what the Romans called the lower class Max greeting D.J.
and Steph before heading to school
What are we supposed to do in class without our phones?
Jackson after Jimmy takes away all of his and Ramonas tech gadgets
Emily: like relax.
- Treat me like a friend a friend who comes into your home and judges you and your child.D.J.
Sounds like all my friends at Mommy & Me.
:Do you ever stop smiling?Emily: Oh no, I dont let my big feelings out.
Until I go home and I scream into my pillow, but Im not home yet!
Plus, Tommys Michelle Tanner moment, along with D.J.s response (Where have I heard that?
), turns this episode into the perfect throwback.
This episode has two: when D.J.
Its cringe-worthy at best, culturally insensitive at worst.
- Honorable mention to Jackson repeatedly mentioning his McNuggets that is a mental image we did not need.
Are those your back-to-school jeans?Jackson: I ripped them up and now theyre my back-to-cooljeans.
Youre 15 years old.
on Rockis rocker look and eyeliner: Right now, she looks like Marilyn Manson.Jackson: Is she pretty?
Fernando buys and assembles a big-boy bed for Tommy.
but also tells D.J.
The best part:Steve brings D.J.
For allFull Housefans, Steve and D.J.
have always been the No.
1 pairing of the show.
Honorable mention to all the gross one-liners Larry tries to use on D.J.
action always bumps up this score.
Stephanies How rude gets its own little moment with Kimmy remembering it as How crude.
Grandpa Danny gets referenced via the memory of the broken Ancient Mariner statue.
And the episode ends with D.J., Kimmy, and Stephanie doing a three-way playground Miss Susie rhyme.
This is a challenge in both situations.
Their temporary new identities will come in handy later, because…
Ramona needs some help.
Hey, Chad, I hope you get grounded forever.
With that, Ramona has no choice but to go home, defeated.
Just kidding, Chad still sucks.
But at least he kind of apologized to Ramona?
away from what shes doing, and kisses her because its midnight!
Fairy tales are real!
The worst part:Dakota is my new enemy.
She calls her mom her driver!
Sit down, Dakota!
The best lines:Rockin DJ?
Awesome dress on hold?
Mom, I need a check.
Ramona
Usually getting pregnant is a lot more fun.
Kimmy as she lies on the floor after getting Stephanies embryos implanted
Nostalgia score: 7/10.
Theres a GIRL TALK REUNION!
Jeff Franklin to me.)
is going on her first well, third first date with Steve.
At first, D.J.
And for a little bit, it seems like maybe Stephanies dream was just that: a dream.
Still: not as terrible as Stephanie had been predicting.
After the date ends is when things actually turn sour though.
Then Steve tells D.J.
For once, these are some problems that arent solved by the end of the 30 minutes.
The best part:Everyones scandalized reactions to D.J.
calling the night a turdcake.
Same, Steph, same.
The best lines:Well, Im wearing the same outfit.
They got bigger sizes.
Were being replaced by a human dimple?
Rebecca
Ours is forbidden love, just like Bert and Ernie.
But the more things change, the more they stay the same, especially on this show.
Not to be outdone, Danny declares that hell be moving back, too.
He threatens to move into the old house, which should give Stephanie and D.J.
extra motivation to encourage him to rekindle his romance with Vicky.
(Does this house have a hidden costume closet?)
And of course, Jesse reunites with the Rippers.
Looks like theyre not dead after all,Danny.
take the mic to thank their uncles for becoming their second dads 30 years ago today.
Shes pregnant with Stephanies baby!
And, uh, her brothers.
I won a Grammy!
Also, a group of adults jumping around a kitchen cheering, Most of us have jobs!
is a sure sign thatFuller Houseknows what its like out there in 2017.
The worst part:Were forcibly reminded that Steves career takes himthiiiisclose to a creepy foot obsession when D.J.
Steve: Wait, how did you find me anyway?Lonzo: Drones.
I wonder who else we can track down.
Wonder what Urkels up to.
You guys are still naming your parties?
Vicky, queen of shade
- Danny: FYI, its 80s themed.Vicky: Just like your furniture.
Whats with all the screaming?Jesse: Most of us have jobs!
This is pretty much the closestFuller Houseis likely to come to aFull Housereunion this side of the Olsen twins.
Twenty bonus points for the Urkel reference.
Episode grade:A
Kelly Connolly
