The “pee tape” exists… and it’s in Montana
The pee tape exists!
And it’s been in Hope County, Montana this entire time.
It doesn’t take any major decrypting to figure out what’s going on here.
Credit: Ubisoft
But, boy, is this one fun playground.
Then there’s the fact that you’re part of something called “The Resistance.”
Yet, completing the Testy Festy task is part of what makes the game so enjoyable.
Even as I’m writing this review I was forced to leave a few unplayed missions in my queue.
rescuing civilians, liberating cultist outposts, and aiding characters that’ll eventually become available on your roster).
You progress through the game by exploring it.
Even the cutscenes with the main villains occur at any given moment.
The tighter functionality, too, is meant to make exploration the main priority.
Hunting wildlife also doesn’t hold the same benefits as in previous games.
But doing so doesn’t move the story along.
Instead, completing tasks (headshots, gliding in the wingsuit, etc.)
grant points you’re able to use to acquire perks to improve your skills.
Adding to this rip-roaring odyssey are your companions.
Then there are the guns for hire.
The good times get even wilder if you decide to opt for the co-op option.
Perhaps the biggest letdown is the villains themselves.
He isn’t quite that memorable.
Again, it’s a lack of a human connection to this world that ends up working against it.
Faith Seed, the only female general, is the most interesting of the four head honchos.
Is her presence a statement on the opioid crisis in America?
Despite cues to the contrary, nope and nope.
It all just gets lost in the Bliss.
