BYO tea and crumpets.
Thanks ever so much.
2:00 p.m.Watch an early episode of USAsSuitsto remember Markle as the common U.S. civilian she once was.
3:00 p.m.For afternoon tea, bingeThe Great British Baking Showfor scone recipe inspiration.
5:00 p.m.Screen the Lifetime original movieHarry & Meghan: A Royal Romance.
8:00 p.m.Peruse Smithsonian ChannelsMillion Dollar American Princesses: Meghan Markle for facts and whatnot.
10:00 p.m. Watch FoxsMeghan Markle: An American Princessto get one last burst of patriotic pride.
6:30 a.m.Wake and dress for the occasion.
Pop on a fascinator (the uglier, the better!)
and channel your best Princess Beatrice for the day.
7:00 a.m.Its wedding time!
If the Queen smiles: Finish your drink.
8:00 a.m.Spend an hour investigating the Windsor Castle location tag on Instagram for eyewitness photos of the newlywed couple.
9:00 a.m.Spice up your life with a tipsy Britpop dance party, celebrating five other English princesses.
